Whimsical Tech Enthusiast Prints

'To redeem your wishes, fill out all required fields, including username and password.'

It's all fixed. Just don't type anything that contains the letter ‘E'.

'...And, from what I understand, they don't have any hard drive at all.'

"You are still here."

Book Worm

"The central digital platform is temporarily renamed Project Schrödinger’s Cat. Until it is accessed on the 24th February it both is and is not a working system."

Washroom Doors: Men, Women, Computer Whiz.

Robot Robber

"What burns my bottom about www.dazoosucks.com is that we capitalized them."

"When they said I'd been replaced by A.I. I'd imagined something more SOPHISTICATED!"

"Your confirmation number is 7913842461. To hear this information again press 1."

AI Summit

"Here's a blues number written about my inability to remember computer passwords."

'No, the Tower of Babel wasn't built for better phone reception.'

This is a voice recognition service...we reserve the right to cut you off if you have an irritating nasal sort of voice.

Caveman to wheel inventor: 'Nice invention - how do you boot it up?'

"The last vampire who lived in it spared no expense on upgrades. Especially when it comes to the latest technology."

'Stop! That's no way to get data into the cloud.'

Technophobes Illustrated Dictionary: Worm Virus - Something horny worms are at greater risk of contracting if they choose to solicit the company of worm-whores without protection.

Telephone Box

Personnel. You did high-tech work in this railroad job? It was a part-time position --- I was a semi-conductor.

'Hello? IT? Yes, there's been a breach in security and I'm concerned about unauthorised access to my personal details.'

"Are we sure this is how we get our workloads into the cloud?"

"Frankly, you seem a little fleshy for our team."

"'Page Not Found' always sounds a little 'careless'. Maybe we could replace it with 'Page Temporarily Engaged in Promoting Alternative Client Focused Services'."

Mousetrap has captured the wrong type of mouse.

"Do I use Google Maps driving or walking directions?"

"V.C.R's programmed"

All right, you may tell me about your internet startup idea. It's revolutionary. You know how the only way to tell if you stink is to sniff your armpit? Continue … and you know how embarrassing it is when people you know catch you sniffing your own armpit? Continue ... and you know how apps like "Uber" let you summon total strangers to drive by and provide you a service? Stop right there.

Computer...Computee

'I say, it really shows off your astigmatism to its greatest advantage, doesn't it?'

Computer shows code violation to wierd user.

'W-R-O-N-G Voltagggeeee for a vintage machine like myself.'

'Whatever you do, don't push: 'control', 'alt;, 'anvil'.'

"If only they knew we can still get texts up here."