Ghostly Tech Enthusiast T-Shirts

"Unfinished business used to mean going back as a ghost. Now, thanks to the Web, you can work from here."

"I've just been offered a job sorting out the Y1K bug.."

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

"To be honest, I don't believe in ghosts."

Halloween may be a little different this year.

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

'Before you can enter, you need to punch in the verification code so we can be certain that you're a real soul,'

'It's one of these new phones that takes photographs.'

"Before texting we had to write letters by hand, and before emojis we honestly just bottled up our emotions."

It's all fixed. Just don't type anything that contains the letter ‘E'.

"Sweetie, I'm back from the dead!"

'Your deceased husband keeps saying: don't call him. He'll call you.'

"May I recommend THIS property? It's ideal for first-time haunters..."

'There's an imposter among us!'

"Call Harris back from retirement and ask him how we did things around here before computers."

'It has all the comfort of a regular jet, but it's invisible to shareholders.'

"Go ahead and laugh, but this baby hasn't crashed since 1961."

'Is there a lady in the audience whose late husband says he never did put up that shelf?'

"The Ruin is under new management. Specters will manage wraiths, shades and spirits. All others report to be spook resources. Bonuses will be based on team work and synergy."

'Egad! It's the ghosts of sanity past!'

'It's only fair Geraldine. I had to meet your parents.'

"At long last we've discovered evidence of a poultrygeist!"

'Sweetie, I'm back from the dead!'

'Peter Rabbit and his sisters, Floppy Disc and Mopsy.'

Of course we're faster and more powerful now. I just think we commanded more respect when we filled an entire room.

'It's only the library ghost - he was a great poet but a failed novelist.'

"Lately, I've become more spiritual, and less religious."

"When I grow up I'm going to be a ghost writer."

"I'm the ghost of Christmas Tree Future, and honestly, it doesn't turn out well for you."

"You put it on backward, dear."

Haunted museum

'He says he's tried sending you tweets but his cell phones keep melting.'

Ghosts from around the world.

The response of a spirit during a seance is in fact an annoyed neighbour.

"You see a haunted house, I see a house with good bones."