Haunted Computer Enthusiast Mugs

'Sir, you need special help to fix this problem. Please hold the line whilst I put you through to our exorcist.'

Halloween may be a little different this year.

'I don't care what the Hares have. Dial-Up is good enough for us!'

"It's very sweet of you to visit him. Mr. Mainframe doen't get out much since the desktops came in."

"I know we said we'd get you a laptop,but this will have to do until business improves."

"I want one that detects intrusions by hackers, then blows their computers to bits!"

'After his web site got going we bought this 5000 sq. ft. home, but he never leaves his computer.'

Facebook For Dogs.

"Dad's at that awkward age when he knows just enough about computers to really screw 'em up!"

Essex computer.

STRIP Hambone: Number cruncher

'This may be an old computer, but it won the March Madness office pool again and wants the money deposited in its Swiss bank account.'

'I guess this is what we get for going to a discount web-page designer.'

"At least you have taste when it comes to your computer's wallpaper."

"Don't worry Mac, I'll have that happy face back in no time."

'I cam for your obsolete operating system.'

we wanted to get rid of all the 'superbugs' but they were the only one's who understood the new it system

God creates humans.

"The last vampire who lived in it spared no expense on upgrades. Especially when it comes to the latest technology."

'I can't get the hang of this cloud computing...'

STRIP Hambone: "System been down long?"

'Okay! Who changed my screensaver?'

"Sorry, closed today. Our humans are down."

"He's young and eager to change the world, but I'd be happy if he'd just change his underwear."

Nethead strip: Sale.com

"The reason you have flies is because you put some photos of food in your recycle bin and you forgot to empty it."

'I can't believe it! -- My own personal computer turned state's evidence!'

"I keep forgetting. When do I cluck and when do I double-cluck?"

'Whatever you do, don't push: 'control', 'alt;, 'anvil'.'

'Sorry I can't help, everything is up in the air.'

"You should be outside with your friends, not stuck indoors all day playing on that damn computer."

'W-R-O-N-G Voltagggeeee for a vintage machine like myself.'

'Floppy Disk Horror Movie.'

"My grandpa suffers from Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder from the time when he worked with Windows 95."