Ghost Caller Gifts

Psychic TV Guru & Cellular Phone Commercial Spin.

Could you send a plumber out? I think the washers have gone!

"I got those famous last words you wanted"

"Had more ghost-hunters 'round my place last night....scared the daylights outta me!"

"It's not the paranormal activity that bothers me so much as the passive aggression."

Get out of the way, Harold - I'm trying to talk to Cuddles.

"Sweetie, I'm back from the dead!"

'F-E-E-D-T-H-E-D-O-G . . . Hey that's spooky! Why would your granddad say that?'

"Really? That's the only game in this house?"

"Dang, there goes another piece of the wife's good china. You see father, it's

The spirit in the wall would go on and ond, but Alvin never let it bother him.

Halloweek: Eating candy seven days straight.

"He says he's been sending you messages from beyond the grave but it's possible they're going straight into your junk folder."

"I'll check and see if he's available."

S�ance "I'm through to your husbands voice-mail"

"Ok, you were right – dogs can see ghosts."

"At long last we've discovered evidence of a poultrygeist!"

"Please....wait...the...meeting...host...will....let you...in....soon."

Office worker on desert island on cell phone: 'No, I haven't seen the minutes.'

"You're on mute."

'U. . .S. .U. .C. .K. . . . L. . O. . L.'

"I'm getting your dear, departed husband—he can't believe you paid forty-five dollars for this."

Cemetery: Communicated with your loved one see Madam Zolta within.

"I'm sensing an awkward presence."

The response of a spirit during a seance is in fact an annoyed neighbour.

'I hope there's something better on the 'other side'!..'

"Your wife says she's been watching you, and there are a lot of things you need to work on."

'Ach, Herr Scrooge - ghost of this, ghost of that...serious delusions.'

Lost Property - Missing Head

"Joe, is that you? Can you really hear me? What's the password for the email?"

'Hold on, there might be someone more interesting on the other line...'

"...The Spirits are out at the moment, but if you'd like to leave a message...."

"I have grave news."

"These ghost hunting shows are so fake. None of the ghosts even wear sheets."

'The spirit of Miss Tiger Lilly couldn't come this week!'