Ghost Caller Gifts

Psychic TV Guru & Cellular Phone Commercial Spin.

Could you send a plumber out? I think the washers have gone!

"Had more ghost-hunters 'round my place last night....scared the daylights outta me!"

"I got those famous last words you wanted"

"It's not the paranormal activity that bothers me so much as the passive aggression."

"Sweetie, I'm back from the dead!"

'F-E-E-D-T-H-E-D-O-G . . . Hey that's spooky! Why would your granddad say that?'

"Really? That's the only game in this house?"

Halloweek: Eating candy seven days straight.

"Dang, there goes another piece of the wife's good china. You see father, it's

"He says he's been sending you messages from beyond the grave but it's possible they're going straight into your junk folder."

The spirit in the wall would go on and ond, but Alvin never let it bother him.

"I'll check and see if he's available."

S�ance "I'm through to your husbands voice-mail"

"Ok, you were right – dogs can see ghosts."

"Please....wait...the...meeting...host...will....let you...in....soon."

"At long last we've discovered evidence of a poultrygeist!"

Office worker on desert island on cell phone: 'No, I haven't seen the minutes.'

"You're on mute."

"I'm sensing an awkward presence."

'I hope there's something better on the 'other side'!..'

Lost Property - Missing Head

"Your wife says she's been watching you, and there are a lot of things you need to work on."

'Ach, Herr Scrooge - ghost of this, ghost of that...serious delusions.'

The response of a spirit during a seance is in fact an annoyed neighbour.

Cemetery: Communicated with your loved one see Madam Zolta within.

"I'm getting your dear, departed husband—he can't believe you paid forty-five dollars for this."

'U. . .S. .U. .C. .K. . . . L. . O. . L.'

"Joe, is that you? Can you really hear me? What's the password for the email?"

'Hold on, there might be someone more interesting on the other line...'

"...The Spirits are out at the moment, but if you'd like to leave a message...."

"I have grave news."

"Hi darling - I've just come back for my iphone...!"

"I have eight spirits coming through."

"Is there anybody there..?" Knock once for 'yes' and twice for 'no'..."