Getting Well Soon Pillows

"You're looking well."

"I see some improvement but you're not out of the woods yet!"

"Okay, now breathe another sigh of relief."

Covid Inquiry / Enquiry

DO Not Disturb (Except For Meals)

What the Doctor Ordered

"And as soon as he's on the mend,we'll get the physiotherapist in here with a ball of twine."

Lactose Intolerant

"I'm afraid we'll have to operate. Your appendix has an infection and it's extremely aggressive."

Be Healthy

Social distancing

"Actually, I'm still on life support. I just came by to do a feasibility study."

'I don't believe it. Five minutes after he gets the darn thing, he has an arrest!'

"I can't give you a prescription for milk and cookies."

"Let's consider an early dive."

Cardiac Recovery.

"Chaplain, the lord should put warning labels on some of his creations."

"The tests confirms you have short-term memory loss."

'You have a strawberry on your nose, I'll give you some cream to put on it!'

"We thought we would come somewhere remote to self-isolate."

'And when did you have your last owl movement?'

"She fell down stairs again, so this is her third hip."

'It didn't hurt at all. You gave it to my teddy bear.'

"May we live in interesting times. And may we outlive them."

-Sorry about yesterday, I was ill! -You didn't look ill when I saw you at the races! -You didn't see me after the fifth leg!

I should probably get out more.

"I'll tell ya what we don't need is some Dr. Durango helping us with a dang snake bite."

Self-Isolating. Do Not Disturb (Except For Food).

'Will I live Doctor?' 'Yes, but I don't advise it!'

Cats holding letters up that spell out 'Hang in there'.

Woman in hospital has i.v. attached to plant.

"No, nothing wrong. Just a great excuse for not 'noticing' some folks."

"For most people, the sense of panic will be mild."

'Your master isn't due for release until the first of the month.'

"The doctor will be with you two in a second. As for you, I'd recommend a motivational speaker."