Getting Recruited Pillows

Give the gift of comfort with pillows that celebrate getting recruited. Soft, stylish, and fun, these pillows make a cozy reminder of their achievement.

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'I was headhunted.'

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I hope a starting salary of 80 and a severance of 12 is acceptable....

I hope a starting salary of 80 and a severance of 12 is acceptable.... mockup

I hope a starting salary of 80 and a severance of 12 is acceptable....

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'You could be a constant inspiration for us to come up with a plan to get a leg up on our competition...you're hired!'

'You could be a constant inspiration for us to come up with a plan to get a leg up on our competition...you're hired!' mockup

'You could be a constant inspiration for us to come up with a plan to get a leg up on our competition...you're hired!'

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'This job is for a 30 hour week. . .but to achieve that you need to work 60 hours a week.'

'This job is for a 30 hour week. . .but to achieve that you need to work 60 hours a week.' mockup

'This job is for a 30 hour week. . .but to achieve that you need to work 60 hours a week.'

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"Oh, yes, and there's plenty of opportunity for advancement."

"Oh, yes, and there's plenty of opportunity for advancement." mockup

"Oh, yes, and there's plenty of opportunity for advancement."

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"Boy, am I glad they finally hired more staff!"

"Boy, am I glad they finally hired more staff!" mockup

"Boy, am I glad they finally hired more staff!"

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'Your resume is a little thin, but I like your willingness to be manipulated by upper management.'

'Your resume is a little thin, but I like your willingness to be manipulated by upper management.' mockup

'Your resume is a little thin, but I like your willingness to be manipulated by upper management.'

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"Do you see yourself becoming a movie in five years?"

"Do you see yourself becoming a movie in five years?" mockup

"Do you see yourself becoming a movie in five years?"

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"So, I see you have a background in advertising..."

"So, I see you have a background in advertising..." mockup

"So, I see you have a background in advertising..."

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Outer Space Outsourcing

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"Fill out an application? Can't I just text it?"

"Fill out an application? Can't I just text it?" mockup

"Fill out an application? Can't I just text it?"

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"It's a heck of a tale...and well told, but we don't publish resumes."

"It's a heck of a tale...and well told, but we don't publish resumes." mockup

"It's a heck of a tale...and well told, but we don't publish resumes."

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"If this goes badly I'm going to post it on my youtube job interview bloopers channel."

"If this goes badly I'm going to post it on my youtube job interview bloopers channel." mockup

"If this goes badly I'm going to post it on my youtube job interview bloopers channel."

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'Very impressive educational background...now let's discuss WHO you know.!

'Very impressive educational background...now let's discuss WHO you know.! mockup

'Very impressive educational background...now let's discuss WHO you know.!

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"No training period, but you can purchase my instructional video on line for $49.95."

"No training period, but you can purchase my instructional video on line for $49.95." mockup

"No training period, but you can purchase my instructional video on line for $49.95."

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'We should buy London and ship it to the States!'

'We should buy London and ship it to the States!' mockup

'We should buy London and ship it to the States!'

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"It's made entirely out of rejected resumes."

"It's made entirely out of rejected resumes." mockup

"It's made entirely out of rejected resumes."

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"You're just the man we're looking for. Come around to this side of the desk, and I'll gather up my things and get the heck out of here."

"You're just the man we're looking for. Come around to this side of the desk, and I'll gather up my things and get the heck out of here." mockup

"You're just the man we're looking for. Come around to this side of the desk, and I'll gather up my things and get the heck out of here."

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"And where have you previously moused?" mockup

"And where have you previously moused?"

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"These are the principal qualities we're looking for in our new recruits."

"These are the principal qualities we're looking for in our new recruits." mockup

"These are the principal qualities we're looking for in our new recruits."

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"Where would you see yourself in five years' time?"

"Where would you see yourself in five years' time?" mockup

"Where would you see yourself in five years' time?"

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'You'll have to take an online company aptitude test, but if you're the designer we're looking for, you've already designed an app for that.'

'You'll have to take an online company aptitude test, but if you're the designer we're looking for, you've already designed an app for that.' mockup

'You'll have to take an online company aptitude test, but if you're the designer we're looking for, you've already designed an app for that.'

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Recruiting litigation lawyers is ALWAYS tricky..my last one took me to court for the emotional and professional damage I caused him by NOT considering him for a position I wasn't asked to fill.

Recruiting litigation lawyers is ALWAYS tricky..my last one took me to court for the emotional and professional damage I caused him by NOT considering him for a position I wasn't asked to fill.

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