Getting New Dentures Pillows

"Give them a while to settle in."

"Since you're going to the dentist, I bought you a giant lollipop to go out in style."

"My husband Frank still has all his own teeth...he keeps them in that jar over the fireplace!"

Dentist Training School.

"So you admit to flashing your new teeth at pretty ladies?"

'Instead of 'You're entering a world of pain', try 'This won't hurt a bit.''

It took awhile for fred and his new dentures to accept each other.

'Of course the tooth fairy never came. Those were your Grandma's false teeth you put under your pillow.'

"Sorry, but it is not negotiable! You have to let Tim clean your teeth twice a day!"

"Have you ever considered getting braces?"

'Do you have any denture friendly sandwiches?'

'Every time you speak, George, your new teeth whistle!'

'At least you're not going to have to worry about your denture adhesive anymore.'

"I'll take your word for it. You don't have to show me your used floss."

"Looks like you're due for a cleaning and a sharpening."

"Remember toothache!!!"

Dentist: We drill/Fill/Bill.

'That should do it. We'll see you in six months for your next cleaning.'

'The Tooth Fairy left me dental floss and a pamphlet on proper brushing technique.'

"Mom! I found where grandma lost her dentures!"

"Granny must be very rich, she's sold everything to the tooth fairy."

'Don't be silly dear -- there's nothing to be afraid of.'

Dracula's tooth.

A dentist places his first tooth and his first dollar on the wall.

Using a javelin to remove a tooth.

Dentures for a shark

"Gesundheit."

"You have a beautiful smile. It would look great in a glass of water next to my bed."

Car cleaning.

"You don't want to mess about with that denture fixative rubbish Ethel. You want to get yourself some gasket seal from the motor spares shop."

'Blimy! Colgate Ultrawhitener I guess?'

"He'll have the pasta, make sure it's NOT al dente."

Thank God for poor denture adhesives.