Getting A New Scooter Pillows

"Looks like some kid got a scooter for Christmas. Just what we need...another cool guy in the neighborhood."

Albert & Myra - The End Story

"I run around this high school track every morning."

Road rage on a mobility scooter.

"Let's scoot."

'That ISN'T the way to keep the Mass to an hour.'

Road Buddies

'Where is the global warming when you want it?'

Old Biker: Now that I'm a real biker, all the old babes will want my body.

'My wife bought me this helmet when I told her I was buying a bike. She's a little over protective.'

"The SUV scooter. For those who don't have the energy, yet still feel the need to waste it."

Running in please pass

Scooter Romance

"V.C.R's programmed"

Girls and Scooters.

Boys on scooters

Scooting Death

Children must be accompanied by an adult.

"Yeah, I used to have an emotional support animal, but then I upgraded to a conflict avoidance scooter."

"The Vesparados"

Mobility scooter driver has stickers for all pedestrians he's knocked over.

"Don't even think about it."

"I think they want you to leave it outside."

Economical sheep transportation.

The headless moped driver

"Check out my wheels! My doctor said I need it till my leg gets better."

"I can't believe I'm almost five and I'm just now hearing about the helmet fairy."

'It was owned by a little ol' lady who didn't drive it. She used a motor scooter on Saturdays.'

"It's all very well being healed, but that mobility scooter cost a fortune."

New Scoots for Old Coots!

'We are giving that kid too much pocket money.'

Decals and stickers for your bike.