Getting A New Scooter Mugs

"Looks like some kid got a scooter for Christmas. Just what we need...another cool guy in the neighborhood."

Albert & Myra - The End Story

"I run around this high school track every morning."

Road rage on a mobility scooter.

"Let's scoot."

'That ISN'T the way to keep the Mass to an hour.'

Road Buddies

An old mod has customised his mobility scooter.

"How about you try pushing off with your other leg for a change?"

'Where is the global warming when you want it?'

Old Biker: Now that I'm a real biker, all the old babes will want my body.

Brighton Rocky

'My wife bought me this helmet when I told her I was buying a bike. She's a little over protective.'

"The SUV scooter. For those who don't have the energy, yet still feel the need to waste it."

"V.C.R's programmed"

Scooter Romance

"Yeah, I used to have an emotional support animal, but then I upgraded to a conflict avoidance scooter."

Children must be accompanied by an adult.

Scooting Death

Girls and Scooters.

Running in please pass

Boys on scooters

"The Vesparados"

Walmart Shopper

Mobility scooter driver has stickers for all pedestrians he's knocked over.

"Don't even think about it."

'Did you get a company car in your reward package dear?'

'We are giving that kid too much pocket money.'

Economical sheep transportation.

Decals and stickers for your bike.

New Scoots for Old Coots!

"I can't believe I'm almost five and I'm just now hearing about the helmet fairy."

"Check out my wheels! My doctor said I need it till my leg gets better."

The headless moped driver

'It was owned by a little ol' lady who didn't drive it. She used a motor scooter on Saturdays.'