Getting A Corner Office T-Shirts

Wow. A corner office at last

Man to realtor: 'How much for a starter cubicle?'

"Don't worry about your purchase not working. Everything we sell here is totally non-functional."

"We're a very small international conglomerate."

He was destined for greatness. Whatever that meant.

Hand Sanitizer Man, beloved superhero of every workplace in the world.

"The more coffee I drink, the more these motivational posters make sense."

'I don't care what the Hares have. Dial-Up is good enough for us!'

"This new chair has the smoothest 360 swivel action on the market!"

'Well, nobody can say you haven't grown in office.'

Lift buttons read: East Side/West Side/All Around the Town.

Home Business - Electric Stapler.

'It's settled then. Your people will meet with my people if they ever get me any people.'

'But this is what you demanded; a corner office with Windows.'

Man needs to buy excuse for missing work from vending machine.

Government Offices / In tray, No Exit tray.

'It's hard to believe this is just an atrium.'

'You say you're willing to start at the bottom...'

Jeff realised it was probably time to discontinue his subscription to 'Office Plant of the Month'.

'He may look important, but his briefcase is full of bones.'

'I'm making you our receiving manager. Now, go fetch!'

Man and woman buying furniture.

"I'm afraid that following the audit, Mr. Davis is no longer with us... On the bright side, the corner office is now available!"

"Buster, run this past legal."

'You shouldn't have.'

"It's been unanimously decided that we don't like this table. Could you show us another model?"

Homepage, sweet homepage.

"Cushy job, corner office with a view - everything you've ever wanted is just through those windows."

'You always wanted a larger office with a view.'

Trendies, INC

"I hacked into Santa's computer and added a few gifts. It pays to have computer skills."

'Time is money! Please hurry it up, Smithdon!'

"I'm not the ruthless guy everyone says I am, but that's my goal."

STRIP Hambone: Expensive repair job

'When I was told our new computer was going to be state of the art, no one mentioned it was state of the art in 1954.'