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He was destined for greatness. Whatever that meant.

'But this is what you demanded; a corner office with Windows.'

"Mommy doesn't work in just any cubicle. She works in a corner cubicle."

"I'm afraid that following the audit, Mr. Davis is no longer with us... On the bright side, the corner office is now available!"

"I hacked into Santa's computer and added a few gifts. It pays to have computer skills."

"Marshall, somewhere out there, just waiting for us, is a loophole in the system."

"Don't flutter your little wings on company time."

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

"What do I do to relieve stress? I meditate, about not working here."

"If you could be in any cubicle, which one would it be?"

"He's on screen saver. Just tap him."

Like many of those in tribicles, Mitch dreamed of one day moving up to the real deal.

"You call this sweating bullets over the Jackson account? What caliber?"

'When will I be old enough to have my own people?'

Men in office, pose as Rodin's: The Thinker. A sign on the wall reads: THINK.

Inkwell Genie.

'You'll be broadening up your horizons in a cubicle.'

Woman sat at desk whilst her shadow does her dream career of being an artist.

'What does L.B.W. mean?'

'Only another thirty-four years, five months and fourteen days until I retire.'

'Has everyone read the memo about recycling paper?'

Thinking outside the cubicle

"I'm not the ruthless guy everyone says I am, but that's my goal."

Are you nodding yes, or nodding off?

"The first of many cubicles..."

"Business is fun, isn't it?"

Clock watcher

"I'm not lazy. I'm resting before I get tired."

"I can't help but think that coming here is a total waste of time"

Imagine there's no office...

Wow. A corner office at last

"I told my manager that I couldn't cope with the endless mind numbing paperwork. I said I'd had enough of the bureaucracy, that I had to get out."

"Cushy job, corner office with a view - everything you've ever wanted is just through those windows."

"I've got an office and I've got a window, but I wouldn't say I've got a window office."

"Yes, I know, Munger. But Wallace Stevens didn't scribble his damned verses on company time."