Get-together Gifts

The Awkwardly Informal Meet Up Group

Celebrating Whatever - Celebration with blank modifiable banners.

Now that their guests were gone, they could return underground.

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

"Let's save a few so we can continue to piss off the neighbors for the next few weeks."

The prying mantis,

The devil you know and his plus one

'Burl says it only works with corn though if you want to try it.'

Every time you make a blend, somewhere, a wine maker dies.

"Is there any way I can un-drink this wine?"

Illustration from an Unpublished Novel

"Sure - After the aggressive guys wear it all out!"

"I think I'm having pre-traumatic stress disorder."

"I see you're back from church. What was cherry-picked for you today?"

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

OOG & SONS HUNTING & GATHERING

"Tonight I'm getting together with pals to sit around and croak."

Time for tea and friendship.

"You two seem oddly suited."

'Can we sit in the balcony today? Huh? Can we?'

Miniature Cattle Fanciers

Waitress to church leader: 'It's your daily bread, Pastor. Remember? You ordered the prayer breakfast.'

"Pssst! I had some CGI done."

'Sure, I'm a working mother - is there any other kind?'

'The Ambassador will not be pleased, Madame.'

I've been looking forward to this the whole year: It can get lonely out there...

Glyndebourne

Convention for People Who Like to Attend Conventions.

'Just for once, can't we have a picnic without your mates turning up to crawl all over the food?'

'I don't think we're devoted to the Lord. I think we're devoted to dessert.'

When I said, "Let the good times roll," I didn't mean to let go of the keg.

Midwest Winter Items.

"That sister of yours sure has some nerve asking for those leftovers - we earned them."

Playing cards.