Get-rich-quick Schemers Gifts

'Well, son... I've made my first million by selling my unpaid bills to the paper-recycling guy!'

"Marshall, somewhere out there, just waiting for us, is a loophole in the system."

Re-Tooling Costs - "Could you be a little more precise than umpteen million?"

'You're closer to the Big Guy than anyone. Will you help us kill him?'

CEO Escape

“Son, that… ‘some this will all be yours’… is now!”

'...and, if your idea is so imaginative, innovative and original, why aren't our competitors doing it?'

"My assistant is more of a behind-the-scenes kind of guy."

"I suppose you're wondering why I've summoned you here at 3 AM, minion." "I try not to wonder." "After crunching the numbers, I've determined we'd increase profits by being open 24/7." "We're in the suburbs. Everyone's asleep." "Not true. By being closed at 3 AM, we're missing out on the potentially-lucrative Igor the Wino clientele." "Go to the alley and give Igor a 1-for-the-price-of-2 coupon." "Very bad man."

Office Canteen: 'Getting in a consultant is win-win for us... we'll get the credit if it's a success - but, if it all goes wrong, we've got someone else to blame!'

'Having the money tree has really helped out.'

'We're seeking a safe tax haven for our investments.'

'let's see if we can find any loopholes in this 'honesty-is-the-best-policy' nonsense.'

Dialed the number, ordered the tapes and placed hundreds of little ads. Didn't hit a snag until step four: Just sit back and rake it in.

'Damn, I just love this new problem solving tool!'

"Look, let's just say I haven't seen anything, Charlie hasn't heard anything, and Tom hasn't said anything."

'We've decided to foreclose on Paraguay, Ferguson -- Get down there and take the place over.'

"I've come up with all the right words for our new sales strategy, now we just need to work out what order to put them in!"

'You'r either having trouble hearing, or there's a boy you want to be closer to.'

"Yeah, it's a Christmas tree alright! So, we know exactly where the antelopes will be early morning on Christmas day..."

"So, are we singing from the same hymnbook?"

"I'm keeping it really simple!"

'Business is slow. Go and throw a few banana skins on the pavement.'

"I'm moving all the money from our rainy day account into a slush fund."

The Tax Loophole

'Find out if she would have like me if I hadn't asked so many people.'

Failed Alliance.

In. Out. Destroyed without my knowledge.

"Let's tell him we've been good. He probably won't call our bluff."

'I loved working for the bank. I was taking home $250,000 a week.'

"If we don't decide what we're worth, who will?"

"When I grow up, I'm gonna be a rich celebrity!"

"Sure, you have to spend money to make money, but first you have to steal money."

Fisherman waiting with a mallet.