Germographer Pillows

Cuba between storm and pandemic

Man sees sign as he exits bathroom: 'Employees Often Wash Hands'.

Disease Management

'But Timmy, you have to eat your antibiotics, or you'll never become a big and strong bacteria.'

Scientist counting microscopic things he can see in his microscope

Comicron

Science Fair. How viruses spread.

Down a the lab - Germs "So what will you do when you grow up?" "Oh the usual...divide,multiply,infect,kill.."

How to win friends and Influenza People.

"Pssst! - Gerald, you've mutated again. . ."

"These new variants are triggering my impostor syndrome."

'That new antibiotic seems to be working. Time to evolve again.'

"That new antibiotic seems to be working. Time to evolve again."

'It's a deal. You don't infect me, and I don't infect you.'

"Geoffrey's a bit worried about lyme disease."

"Hey!-This looks like a good place!"

'You tell me how to give them a fever, and I'll tell you how to make them cough.'

Until Bob entered her life, Lisa never even knew the meaning of the phrase 'acute multiple drug-resistant infection by transgenic Staphylococcus aureus.

"Well, okay I'll eat it. But, only if you have a medical team on stand by."

Centers for Disease Control. Staff Picks. Jean. Rob. Carly. Ed. Sonia. Kim.

"I think I'm coming down with something."

"The penicillin looks good."

"Your right.. It is waving back at us."

Bacterial Cultural Center

'Dude, that big creepy eye is back.'

'Oh, I dunno. hat would you like to evolve into?'

Bacteria fame at last.

'Look - it's SUPERBUG!'

"If Noah asks... Just tell him you've all had your vaccinations."

'Biggest damn virus I've ever seen!'

"We've discovered two new organisms growing from school gym lockers."

'Louis Pasteur, after discovering that microbes transmitted disease, experimented with methods for killing them'

'I know it's not around too much this season but I think I have swine flu!'

'Colds! Sore throats! Flue! Did anyone ever tell you you're a hypochondriac?'

'You've got swine flu and I think it's begun to mutate.'