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'That which does not kill me, make me stronger.'

"You have a nonlethal form of anthrax."

When bacteria trash talk to antibodies. Oh yeah?! You and what course of antibiotics?!

'Carswell thinks he's found a cure for the common cold...' 'Ahhhhchooo!'

Less lethal than feared

Micro Psychiatry Clinic. You have a full schedule today, Doctor. The helium atom will be here to work on his fear of heights. The white blood cell with a germ phobia and amoeba with separation anxiety are coming in. The DNA molecule will be here about an identity crisis. And here, in the sports car, comes a new patient, a carbon-14 isotope. Ah, looks like he's going through a half-life crisis!

Disease Management

'But Timmy, you have to eat your antibiotics, or you'll never become a big and strong bacteria.'

Scientist counting microscopic things he can see in his microscope

Down a the lab - Germs "So what will you do when you grow up?" "Oh the usual...divide,multiply,infect,kill.."

How to win friends and Influenza People.

'Kiddie school is teaching about sharing; and someone shared their cold with Jennie,'

"These new variants are triggering my impostor syndrome."

"Pssst! - Gerald, you've mutated again. . ."

Hand sanitizer

'That new antibiotic seems to be working. Time to evolve again.'

'It's a deal. You don't infect me, and I don't infect you.'

'Who said the Germans don't have a sense of humour? Just look at that card Hans Greber and we have haven't been shot at all day.'

Get back in that locker room! Go on - scat! ... Anyone else forget to wash his hands?'

"Hey!-This looks like a good place!"

'Somebody close the window. Those pesky drones are getting in.'

Until Bob entered her life, Lisa never even knew the meaning of the phrase 'acute multiple drug-resistant infection by transgenic Staphylococcus aureus.

'You tell me how to give them a fever, and I'll tell you how to make them cough.'

"I think I'm coming down with something."

A turning point in young Louis Pasteur's Life.

Infection Control Center. Now Hiring. I should have said "I'm not afraid of hard work" rather than "I don't mind getting my hands dirty."

Centers for Disease Control. Staff Picks. Jean. Rob. Carly. Ed. Sonia. Kim.

"Your right.. It is waving back at us."

Bacterial Cultural Center

The glass is half full. - '' - 'The glass is half empty' - '' - 'Gah!! No clean glasses!!' - '' -

'Dude, that big creepy eye is back.'

Bacteria fame at last.

'Biggest damn virus I've ever seen!'

"If Noah asks... Just tell him you've all had your vaccinations."

'Look - it's SUPERBUG!'