Germ Warfare Enthusiast Mugs

Start their day with a laugh — explore our germ warfare enthusiast mugs! These witty designs turn microscopic battles into fun, conversation-starting collectibles that will brighten their mornings.

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'That which does not kill me, make me stronger.'

'That which does not kill me, make me stronger.' mockup

'That which does not kill me, make me stronger.'

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"You have a nonlethal form of anthrax." mockup

"You have a nonlethal form of anthrax."

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'Carswell thinks he's found a cure for the common cold...' 'Ahhhhchooo!'

'Carswell thinks he's found a cure for the common cold...' 'Ahhhhchooo!' mockup

'Carswell thinks he's found a cure for the common cold...' 'Ahhhhchooo!'

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Less lethal than feared

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Disease Management

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'But Timmy, you have to eat your antibiotics, or you'll never become a big and strong bacteria.'

'But Timmy, you have to eat your antibiotics, or you'll never become a big and strong bacteria.' mockup

'But Timmy, you have to eat your antibiotics, or you'll never become a big and strong bacteria.'

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Scientist counting microscopic things he can see in his microscope

Scientist counting microscopic things he can see in his microscope mockup

Scientist counting microscopic things he can see in his microscope

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Down a the lab - Germs "So what will you do when you grow up?" "Oh the usual...divide,multiply,infect,kill.."

Down a the lab - Germs "So what will you do when you grow up?" "Oh the usual...divide,multiply,infect,kill.." mockup

Down a the lab - Germs "So what will you do when you grow up?" "Oh the usual...divide,multiply,infect,kill.."

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"Pssst! - Gerald, you've mutated again. . ."

"Pssst! - Gerald, you've mutated again. . ." mockup

"Pssst! - Gerald, you've mutated again. . ."

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'Kiddie school is teaching about sharing; and someone shared their cold with Jennie,'

'Kiddie school is teaching about sharing; and someone shared their cold with Jennie,' mockup

'Kiddie school is teaching about sharing; and someone shared their cold with Jennie,'

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"These new variants are triggering my impostor syndrome."

"These new variants are triggering my impostor syndrome." mockup

"These new variants are triggering my impostor syndrome."

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Hand sanitizer

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'That new antibiotic seems to be working. Time to evolve again.'

'That new antibiotic seems to be working. Time to evolve again.' mockup

'That new antibiotic seems to be working. Time to evolve again.'

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'It's a deal. You don't infect me, and I don't infect you.'

'It's a deal. You don't infect me, and I don't infect you.' mockup

'It's a deal. You don't infect me, and I don't infect you.'

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'Who said the Germans don't have a sense of humour? Just look at that card Hans Greber and we have haven't been shot at all day.'

'Who said the Germans don't have a sense of humour? Just look at that card Hans Greber and we have haven't been shot at all day.' mockup

'Who said the Germans don't have a sense of humour? Just look at that card Hans Greber and we have haven't been shot at all day.'

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Get back in that locker room! Go on - scat! ... Anyone else forget to wash his hands?'

Get back in that locker room! Go on - scat! ... Anyone else forget to wash his hands?' mockup

Get back in that locker room! Go on - scat! ... Anyone else forget to wash his hands?'

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"Hey!-This looks like a good place!" mockup

"Hey!-This looks like a good place!"

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'Somebody close the window. Those pesky drones are getting in.'

'Somebody close the window. Those pesky drones are getting in.' mockup

'Somebody close the window. Those pesky drones are getting in.'

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'You tell me how to give them a fever, and I'll tell you how to make them cough.'

'You tell me how to give them a fever, and I'll tell you how to make them cough.' mockup

'You tell me how to give them a fever, and I'll tell you how to make them cough.'

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Until Bob entered her life, Lisa never even knew the meaning of the phrase 'acute multiple drug-resistant infection by transgenic Staphylococcus aureus.

Until Bob entered her life, Lisa never even knew the meaning of the phrase 'acute multiple drug-resistant infection by transgenic Staphylococcus aureus.

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