Germ Fighters T-Shirts

'Let's all practice bug control.'

Micro Psychiatry Clinic. You have a full schedule today, Doctor. The helium atom will be here to work on his fear of heights. The white blood cell with a germ phobia and amoeba with separation anxiety are coming in. The DNA molecule will be here about an identity crisis. And here, in the sports car, comes a new patient, a carbon-14 isotope. Ah, looks like he's going through a half-life crisis!

"She's laughing into her elbow. He's farting into his knee."

'Before you see any patients have you completed your hand sterilisation and soap management course?'

Hand Sanitizer Man, beloved superhero of every workplace in the world.

Keyworker

'It's the only known prevention for swine flu...Big bad wolf serum...'

When bacteria trash talk to antibodies. Oh yeah?! You and what course of antibiotics?!

'That which does not kill me, make me stronger.'

'Kiddie school is teaching about sharing; and someone shared their cold with Jennie,'

Flu vaccine.

Hand sanitizer

Sisyphus replaces himself with a COVID-19 vaccine.

"You've received a death sentence, Mr. Covid."

Get back in that locker room! Go on - scat! ... Anyone else forget to wash his hands?'

Antihistamine Rally At National Sinus Cavity

Effective Cuban vaccines

'I know my instruments are sterilized every day but I have no idea who does it.'

Infection Control Center. Now Hiring. I should have said "I'm not afraid of hard work" rather than "I don't mind getting my hands dirty."

'Ready or not, here I come!'

"I'm guessing you're a germaphobe?"

"Ah, bless. His first day at school."

"Polly wants a flu shot."

The glass is half full. - '' - 'The glass is half empty' - '' - 'Gah!! No clean glasses!!' - '' -

'Mom, why do I have to wash both hands? I only eat with one of them.'

"The mold cleaners are here! I gotta scram."

Chasing Covid Variants

Vaccines against Covid

Get Your Shot

"This feels so familiar."

"Did you wash your hands?"

"I started as a mundane disease ... but now I'm a super bacteria!"

"Now get out."

'Nothing to worry about, Mr. Jenkins, some people do have a mild reaction to the flu shot!'

"Excuse me-I'm looking for the dirtiest possible thing I can touch on this street."