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Get back in that locker room! Go on - scat! ... Anyone else forget to wash his hands?'

'We use to tiptoe through the tulips. . . now we just waddle through the weeds.'

Micro Psychiatry Clinic. You have a full schedule today, Doctor. The helium atom will be here to work on his fear of heights. The white blood cell with a germ phobia and amoeba with separation anxiety are coming in. The DNA molecule will be here about an identity crisis. And here, in the sports car, comes a new patient, a carbon-14 isotope. Ah, looks like he's going through a half-life crisis!

'It's the only known prevention for swine flu...Big bad wolf serum...'

When bacteria trash talk to antibodies. Oh yeah?! You and what course of antibiotics?!

"Careful. That house has a taser."

'That which does not kill me, make me stronger.'

COVID 19

'Kiddie school is teaching about sharing; and someone shared their cold with Jennie,'

Hand sanitizer

'I know my instruments are sterilized every day but I have no idea who does it.'

Infection Control Center. Now Hiring. I should have said "I'm not afraid of hard work" rather than "I don't mind getting my hands dirty."

'Ready or not, here I come!'

"Ah, bless. His first day at school."

The glass is half full. - '' - 'The glass is half empty' - '' - 'Gah!! No clean glasses!!' - '' -

'Say, aren't those the same weeds that came up last year?'

'Mom, why do I have to wash both hands? I only eat with one of them.'

"This feels so familiar."

"I started as a mundane disease ... but now I'm a super bacteria!"

"Did you wash your hands?"

"Now get out."

Conserve water! NO compulsive hand washing

'It doesn't look good, sir - the enemy is amassing vacuum cleaners along our southern border.'

'Level with me, Doc — it's contagious, isn't it?'

"Excuse me-I'm looking for the dirtiest possible thing I can touch on this street."

Medicine.

"It's almost flu season! Stay indoors! Touch no one!"

'I must be growing up. I've caught myself washing my hands without being told to.'

'I'm fist-bumping all of my patients now, because it spreads fewer germs than a handshake.'

'Quick, shut the door! The flu!'

Transmission of the Coronavirus

Now wash your hands.

Germ Home

'This hospital certainly takes cleanliness seriously.'

'Let's all practice bug control.'