Geriatric Enthusiast Mugs

'It looks like you're suffering from TMB... too many birthdays...'

"Have you heard? There's talk about raising the retirement age to 170?"

"Haven't you wondered why I live about 50 years longer thank you?"

How Rings In Nature Indicate Aging.

"It appears that you'll definitely outlive your usefulness."

Breast Height Chart

"Where do you remember last seeing your glasses?"

Middle Age: When you finally get your head together, and your body starts to fall apart!

Ed's receding hairline!

Retired Canadian t shirt guy.

"At a certain point, I bring them back."

My secret of living to 103? I stay active throwing out junk mail and alert dueling with telephone sales people!

"I've outlived my conventional and alternative doctors."

"I said remember those extra years we added to our lives by good clean livin'?"

"But, doctor, what are the advantages of living longer?"

"Don't knock Florida! Where else can a 73-year old man get a 35-year mortgage?"

"In your 40s, hair starts growing everywhere except where it should."

My philosophy ... If you can't beat 'em, outlive 'em.

Midlife: You Are Here.

'Great news, Methuselah Tests show you'll live to be 100!'

"Day 19,918: Once again, Gary cannot believe he's still alive."

Old Frogs' Home

"What the hell did you do with your day before I retired?"

This is what Fred gets for wishing for more hair.

'If I knew it would mean all these hospital appointments, I'd never have got old!'

"He's one hundred and five years old and I think it's disgusting!"

That's Seven in Human Years

'170 years old - and they look that age from day one!'

"You'll see - when you get older, parts start to sag."

"I enjoy being old - my health always gives me something to talk about!"

Gerontologist on the phone - 'Oh, you know ... same old, same old ... and how are things with you?'

"You don't have OCD or ADD. You have OLD."

"That's Ms Pitt. She's been entrenched on high alert at the front desk for 42 years."

Warning: Contents may settle over time.

Old Dog's Home