Senior Life Enthusiast Mugs

Feel good.

From here to infirmity.

"I have to keep a lot of handwritten notes. Every mental note I make is in invisible ink."

"Have you heard? There's talk about raising the retirement age to 170?"

"I don't know who you are!"

"Haven't you wondered why I live about 50 years longer thank you?"

"It appears that you'll definitely outlive your usefulness."

Breast Height Chart

"Wish I could do that." "Better give him a dog treat and a bath first."

Middle Age: When you finally get your head together, and your body starts to fall apart!

Ed's receding hairline!

Retired Canadian t shirt guy.

"At a certain point, I bring them back."

"But, doctor, what are the advantages of living longer?"

"I said remember those extra years we added to our lives by good clean livin'?"

My secret of living to 103? I stay active throwing out junk mail and alert dueling with telephone sales people!

"I've outlived my conventional and alternative doctors."

'Great news, Methuselah Tests show you'll live to be 100!'

"Don't knock Florida! Where else can a 73-year old man get a 35-year mortgage?"

'It looks like you're suffering from TMB... too many birthdays...'

"Day 19,918: Once again, Gary cannot believe he's still alive."

"In your 40s, hair starts growing everywhere except where it should."

My philosophy ... If you can't beat 'em, outlive 'em.

"What the hell did you do with your day before I retired?"

"He's one hundred and five years old and I think it's disgusting!"

'If I knew it would mean all these hospital appointments, I'd never have got old!'

"Larry is seventy with occasional gusts to eighty-five."

"I enjoy being old - my health always gives me something to talk about!"

"You'll see - when you get older, parts start to sag."

Gerontologist on the phone - 'Oh, you know ... same old, same old ... and how are things with you?'

"I still jump out of bed every morning. I just don't stick the landing as often."

Warning: Contents may settle over time.

"That's Ms Pitt. She's been entrenched on high alert at the front desk for 42 years."