Geothermal Geek Gifts

'Well I did install the borehole quite deep...'

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

A slice of bread walks a tightrope between slots on the toaster.

Newton discovers gravity and apple sauce in the same day.

Plan to Split California into Six States Proposed....

A bridge builder using an organic blow torch.

'I really think we took a wrong turn.'

Coming Soon - Maternity Clinic. Coming Soon After - Law Firm Dealing in Medical Malpractice.

Solar Frankenstein

The High Line at Giza

Another Theory as to Why Dinosaurs became Extinct.

The Tectonics and Their Plates.

'In a surprise move, Greece decided to peg its currency against the Baklava.'

Travellers with a developer: 'I see ski slopes.'

Northeastern Deer/Southwestern Deer

How Glaciations Begin

Lighthouse has energy efficient light bulb.

Mount Rushmore Down Under

Solar Panel

"When it's that old, you don't need to add 'A.D.' or 'B.C.'"

'It says here that erosion moves soil from one place to another. I thought that was our job.'

"We seem to be going round in circles!"

The Euro.

Landing helicopters on flowers.

"We've had too much rain - they don't have enough - we'll sell our rain and make millions!"

"Ya know, that cork was there for a reason."

Pyramids exploding.

Exchange Rate.

"It's not Kansas, Totem, but I can settle for it."

"We're going to need more pets."

'Well, dammit, I say he should stop and ask someone!'

Vladimir Putin

"I did warn you about doing that, Gorak. . ."