Geothermal Geek Gifts

'Well I did install the borehole quite deep...'

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

A slice of bread walks a tightrope between slots on the toaster.

Grand Canyon. What's so great about the Grand Canyon?...Most of it's missing!

Newton discovers gravity and apple sauce in the same day.

'I really think we took a wrong turn.'

A bridge builder using an organic blow torch.

Plan to Split California into Six States Proposed....

Coming Soon - Maternity Clinic. Coming Soon After - Law Firm Dealing in Medical Malpractice.

Solar Frankenstein

The High Line at Giza

The Tectonics and Their Plates.

Another Theory as to Why Dinosaurs became Extinct.

'In a surprise move, Greece decided to peg its currency against the Baklava.'

Travellers with a developer: 'I see ski slopes.'

Lighthouse has energy efficient light bulb.

Solar Panel

How Glaciations Begin

Northeastern Deer/Southwestern Deer

Mount Rushmore Down Under

'It says here that erosion moves soil from one place to another. I thought that was our job.'

What are you looking for in a college? A strong environmental program. Ok. Pick 4 or 5 we could visit. I've got 3 days for the trip. There's one in Ohio. Can do. One in Maine, Iowa and California. You need a good geography program. Here's another one. Where's St. Paul?

"When it's that old, you don't need to add 'A.D.' or 'B.C.'"

Exchange Rate.

"You have reached the edge of town."

The Euro.

Pyramids exploding.

"We've had too much rain - they don't have enough - we'll sell our rain and make millions!"

"Ya know, that cork was there for a reason."

Landing helicopters on flowers.

"It's not Kansas, Totem, but I can settle for it."

"We're going to need more pets."

"We seem to be going round in circles!"

'Well, dammit, I say he should stop and ask someone!'

Vladimir Putin