Georgian Era Geek Pillows

King George I

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

Archimedes statue with a lever

"Once I connect with my server over there, I can turn my lamp on and off."

Rape of the Lock- The Dream

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

'I won't be writing this year, you can find my list on my blog.'

Two men toting a dog in a carriage by foot, while the dog sticks his head out the window.

You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it.

'This may be an old computer, but it won the March Madness office pool again and wants the money deposited in its Swiss bank account.'

"The humans would have really enjoyed this."

Edmund Kean Supporting Drury Lane

"Don't worry Mac, I'll have that happy face back in no time."

"It seems our precious three year old hacked into the White House with his playtime computer!"

'I've heard it's the new dance craze from America.'

"Say, Homer - Enough reciting. Learn how to write, already."

'It's a special delivery from 'Troys are us'.'

I love Classics.

The Three False Brethren - Henry Sacheverell with the Devil and the Pope

A grecian jug depicting a barber cutting the plum of a soldier's helmet

'Number two - can you say: 'Screw the milk and cookies...where's the VCR?' In a cheerful, jolly voice?'

'Shall we join the ladies?'

Little known fact: Man progressed from the stone age to the bronze age after Thag read an issue of the Journal of Metals.

"That's old Bailey and his ever so secret project...."

"Take away their Game Boys!"

'W-R-O-N-G Voltagggeeee for a vintage machine like myself.'

'To this century's most obnoxious party guest...'

A couple promenading in the fashionable dress of 1795