Georgian Era Geek Mugs

King George I

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

Archimedes statue with a lever

"Once I connect with my server over there, I can turn my lamp on and off."

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

Rape of the Lock- The Dream

"Hold on, that's my Mom dressed up like 'Xena, Princess Warrior'....real mature, Mom!"

Board Game Hunter

'I won't be writing this year, you can find my list on my blog.'

Two men toting a dog in a carriage by foot, while the dog sticks his head out the window.

You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it.

"The humans would have really enjoyed this."

'This may be an old computer, but it won the March Madness office pool again and wants the money deposited in its Swiss bank account.'

Edmund Kean Supporting Drury Lane

Thracebook..

"Don't worry Mac, I'll have that happy face back in no time."

"I have designed us new, steam-powered space suits."

"It seems our precious three year old hacked into the White House with his playtime computer!"

'I've heard it's the new dance craze from America.'

"Say, Homer - Enough reciting. Learn how to write, already."

'It's a special delivery from 'Troys are us'.'

I love Classics.

Chariot driver with a 'My Child is a Homer Student' bumper sticker.

'Helen went on Facebook and launched a thousand ships.'

'Number two - can you say: 'Screw the milk and cookies...where's the VCR?' In a cheerful, jolly voice?'

A grecian jug depicting a barber cutting the plum of a soldier's helmet

"The oath according to the Tolkien Pixie God of Goblinara doesn't apply here Mr. Brown."

The Three False Brethren - Henry Sacheverell with the Devil and the Pope

'Shall we join the ladies?'

Little known fact: Man progressed from the stone age to the bronze age after Thag read an issue of the Journal of Metals.

"That's old Bailey and his ever so secret project...."

"Take away their Game Boys!"

'To this century's most obnoxious party guest...'

My computer teacher remembers using Windows 3.1.

'W-R-O-N-G Voltagggeeee for a vintage machine like myself.'