Greece Geek Pillows

Thracebook..

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

On a hot day in 1941, scientists uncovered the only known remains of the elusive nerdosaurus rex,

Archimedes statue with a lever

King George I

"I don't understand it! My nerd detector's going crazy!"

"Candy wuld be nice onice in a while."

"I feel a great disturbance in The Force."

"Hold on, that's my Mom dressed up like 'Xena, Princess Warrior'....real mature, Mom!"

'This is your idea of hitting the local hotspots?'

Board Game Hunter

'Eureka! After months of research and formulating algorithms, I've done it... I've discovered the secret to 'being cool'!'

'I want to find out what the formula was I wrote yesterday on the blackboard and was erased by the custodian.'

'Why do they call these conventions when everyone here is so unconventional?'

Before Cordless Light Sabers

Oedipus

The First 3-D Thanksgiving

'My upper body strength is fine but I'd been neglecting my legs.'

What a lousy season - there hasn't been a good comedy in months.

Cyclopetrist's Waiting room

"I have designed us new, steam-powered space suits."

Park and Ride dilema

Star Wars convention...

Alpha males through the ages!

On the internet no one knows you're a nerd.

Alien: "I'm here to negotiate my new contract with George Lucas !"

I told you Norman Bates and Oedipus would have a lot to talk about.

'A fight has broken out between Dr. Who fans and Star Trek fans. No hurry, the likelihood of anyone getting hurt is very small.'

Geek on Wheaties Box.

"Say, Homer - Enough reciting. Learn how to write, already."

I'm going out for a while. Keep an eye on things.

Sunblock. I wonder what Icarus is up to.

'First you must prove your worthiness.'

"Let me handle this. I have trouble making eye contact."

'I'm a software engineer, so I can confirm it works by magic.'