Georgia O'keeffe Devotee T-Shirts

O'Keefe.

"Ladies first. Actually, it's safety first. But ladies are definitely a close second."

"I don't know if I can do 'Gilmore Girls' today. I'm not sure I'm feeling up for anything involving witty yet poignant repartee."

Baking

I have taken over Sarahs body!

"Whoa! Was that today?"

"I only drink decaf, otherwise I'm awake up to four hours a day."

I bake my own bread.

"How are we on bread?"

The Nihilist Deli.

"This artist's very successful. And he's not even dead."

I'd like to order a power outage. Huh? My wife's on her phone all day, my son plays video games nonstop. My boss finds me by email wherever and whenever. My pager rings 'round the clock! Say again? I was text messaging. Pull the plug, man!

Atlas resting whilst a seal balances the globe on its nose.

Golf

Baker

A man with butterfly wings flies off away from his previous shell of a body.

"How's this? 'Quoth the Raven, Nevermore, unquoth.' "

"When are you going to make the sort of bread my mother makes?"

"Whoa! Just decaf today. I only had 15 hours of sleep yesterday."

'Seeing it's your birthday, lets go and get rat arsed.'

'We're sorry we served you caffeinated coffee. Please accept this sleeping pill with the compliments of the management.'

Baroque Dance Studio

'Do these tight jeans make my top look big in this...?'

Out of work baker - I knead your dough

Masterchef.

Priest gets coffee from a Rev. Coffee Machine

The Decafé

Delivered Pretty Much To Your Door!

"Rather than exacting a violent revenge, want to see a movie or something?"

One-track mind

"Never go grocery shopping on an empty stomach. And never go shopping for shoes on a full credit card."

"Please welcome Big Alcohol."

'They'll get better in time, but right now I call them the 'Okay Chorale'.'

Ruth Bader Ginsburg

The ladies choir keep their music here and their robes there. Oh, hymns and hers!