Georgia O'keeffe Devotee Mugs

O'Keefe.

"Ladies first. Actually, it's safety first. But ladies are definitely a close second."

"I don't know if I can do 'Gilmore Girls' today. I'm not sure I'm feeling up for anything involving witty yet poignant repartee."

Baking

I have taken over Sarahs body!

"Whoa! Was that today?"

I bake my own bread.

The Nihilist Deli.

"How are we on bread?"

"I only drink decaf, otherwise I'm awake up to four hours a day."

"This artist's very successful. And he's not even dead."

Atlas resting whilst a seal balances the globe on its nose.

"How's this? 'Quoth the Raven, Nevermore, unquoth.' "

Golf

Baker

A man with butterfly wings flies off away from his previous shell of a body.

"When are you going to make the sort of bread my mother makes?"

"Whoa! Just decaf today. I only had 15 hours of sleep yesterday."

'Seeing it's your birthday, lets go and get rat arsed.'

'We're sorry we served you caffeinated coffee. Please accept this sleeping pill with the compliments of the management.'

The Decafé

'Do these tight jeans make my top look big in this...?'

Out of work baker - I knead your dough

Baroque Dance Studio

Delivered Pretty Much To Your Door!

"Never go grocery shopping on an empty stomach. And never go shopping for shoes on a full credit card."

"Please welcome Big Alcohol."

"Rather than exacting a violent revenge, want to see a movie or something?"

One-track mind

'They'll get better in time, but right now I call them the 'Okay Chorale'.'

Paul Gauguin suddenly realizes now that he's living in Tahiti, he can't go to the country for a vacation.

Ruth Bader Ginsburg