Geordie Charm Enthusiast Gifts

Looking for a gift for a Geordie charm enthusiast? Explore our collection of witty and heartfelt products that capture the spirit of Newcastle. From mugs to prints, find items that celebrate the region’s character and bring a smile to their face. These gifts are ideal for anyone proud of their Geordie roots or fascinated by the local charms and traditions that make Newcastle special.

All Products Prints T-Shirts Mugs Pillows

'Do you take credit card?' - 'No, I only take real money, Pal.' - 'Okay, there's thirty quid.' - 'Champion' - 'Can I have a receipt?' - 'Aye, speak to my accounts department...'

'Do you take credit card?' - 'No, I only take real money, Pal.' - 'Okay, there's thirty quid.' - 'Champion' - 'Can I have a receipt?' - 'Aye, speak to my accounts department...' mockup

'Do you take credit card?' - 'No, I only take real money, Pal.' - 'Okay, there's thirty quid.' - 'Champion' - 'Can I have a receipt?' - 'Aye, speak to my accounts department...'

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Falstaff

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'When I met him he was all bright and shiny - now he's a rust bucket.'

'When I met him he was all bright and shiny - now he's a rust bucket.' mockup

'When I met him he was all bright and shiny - now he's a rust bucket.'

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"Study her closely...the laughing eyes, the dimpled smile...she's got 'em right where she wants 'em."

"Study her closely...the laughing eyes, the dimpled smile...she's got 'em right where she wants 'em." mockup

"Study her closely...the laughing eyes, the dimpled smile...she's got 'em right where she wants 'em."

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"I learned ridin', I learned cowpokin' and I learned how to eat and sleep under the stars. But, dag nab it, I never learned any geology."

"I learned ridin', I learned cowpokin' and I learned how to eat and sleep under the stars. But, dag nab it, I never learned any geology." mockup

"I learned ridin', I learned cowpokin' and I learned how to eat and sleep under the stars. But, dag nab it, I never learned any geology."

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"Swing me with your words."

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'At least they can't touch the village local' say two country gents. The pub now has a sign on the window saying 'This is now a smoke free pub, also no dogs or horsey types!'

'At least they can't touch the village local' say two country gents. The pub now has a sign on the window saying 'This is now a smoke free pub, also no dogs or horsey types!'

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"Let's go someplace where I can talk." mockup

"Let's go someplace where I can talk."

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'Thanks for the order, Mr Barnes and I want you to think of me as your friend.'

'Thanks for the order, Mr Barnes and I want you to think of me as your friend.' mockup

'Thanks for the order, Mr Barnes and I want you to think of me as your friend.'

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"I've decided to replace the sod floor with tile."

"I've decided to replace the sod floor with tile." mockup

"I've decided to replace the sod floor with tile."

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"Your being boring, stuffy and predictable is part of your charm."

"Your being boring, stuffy and predictable is part of your charm." mockup

"Your being boring, stuffy and predictable is part of your charm."

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"I am so attracted to you right now." mockup

"I am so attracted to you right now."

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"I'm tired of having to apologize for the condition of the house."

"I'm tired of having to apologize for the condition of the house." mockup

"I'm tired of having to apologize for the condition of the house."

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'Have you put her on the strict diet I prescribed?'

'Have you put her on the strict diet I prescribed?' mockup

'Have you put her on the strict diet I prescribed?'

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"You're the one who wanted to go someplace off the beaten track - you ask him what's gluten free."

"You're the one who wanted to go someplace off the beaten track - you ask him what's gluten free." mockup

"You're the one who wanted to go someplace off the beaten track - you ask him what's gluten free."

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Let me stand behind that one and you take my picture.

Let me stand behind that one and you take my picture. mockup

Let me stand behind that one and you take my picture.

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"Before I start the test, Ms. Masten....May I say you've never looked lovelier!"

"Before I start the test, Ms. Masten....May I say you've never looked lovelier!" mockup

"Before I start the test, Ms. Masten....May I say you've never looked lovelier!"

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Lockdown had left Nigel desperate for a haircut.

Lockdown had left Nigel desperate for a haircut. mockup

Lockdown had left Nigel desperate for a haircut.

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"My mating dances were unsuccessful, so I tried reciting poetry: didn't work either..."

"My mating dances were unsuccessful, so I tried reciting poetry: didn't work either..." mockup

"My mating dances were unsuccessful, so I tried reciting poetry: didn't work either..."

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"It takes years before some people are comfortable enough to say hello."

"It takes years before some people are comfortable enough to say hello." mockup

"It takes years before some people are comfortable enough to say hello."

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'You travelled 6,000 miles to find Chateau Grande Magnifique? Buddy, you're looking at it.'

'You travelled 6,000 miles to find Chateau Grande Magnifique? Buddy, you're looking at it.' mockup

'You travelled 6,000 miles to find Chateau Grande Magnifique? Buddy, you're looking at it.'

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'Don't laugh - it paid out more than 18 grand last week.'

'Don't laugh - it paid out more than 18 grand last week.' mockup

'Don't laugh - it paid out more than 18 grand last week.'

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"I know you can't tell officer, but I'm giving you the sweetest smile."

"I know you can't tell officer, but I'm giving you the sweetest smile." mockup

"I know you can't tell officer, but I'm giving you the sweetest smile."

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"Take this, Luke. They say it's impossible to get a decent baguette west of the Pecos."

"Take this, Luke. They say it's impossible to get a decent baguette west of the Pecos." mockup

"Take this, Luke. They say it's impossible to get a decent baguette west of the Pecos."

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"So what the heck am I? Chopped liver?" mockup

"So what the heck am I? Chopped liver?"

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'You're completely delusional, Mr. Bloom. And therein lies your charm.'

'You're completely delusional, Mr. Bloom. And therein lies your charm.' mockup

'You're completely delusional, Mr. Bloom. And therein lies your charm.'

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A shepherd with crook.

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Salesmen - You're right, you have a charming smile.

Salesmen - You're right, you have a charming smile. mockup

Salesmen - You're right, you have a charming smile.

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Bob didn't win the race. He was just better - looking.

Bob didn't win the race. He was just better - looking. mockup

Bob didn't win the race. He was just better - looking.

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'My agent really needs to book me better gigs...'

'My agent really needs to book me better gigs...' mockup

'My agent really needs to book me better gigs...'

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Man and Woman in the Drawing Room mockup

Man and Woman in the Drawing Room

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'Hmmm... Nice dresser AND boyishly good looking."

'Hmmm... Nice dresser AND boyishly good looking." mockup

'Hmmm... Nice dresser AND boyishly good looking."

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Geordie Charm Enthusiast Gifts Collection

Geordie Charm Enthusiast Mugs

Explore our collection of Geordie charm mugs and find the perfect way to celebrate Newcastle’s distinctive character with every sip.

Geordie Charm Enthusiast Pillows

Bring Newcastle’s charm home with cozy pillows that feature playful and proud designs celebrating Geordie culture.

Geordie Charm Enthusiast Prints

Add a splash of local pride to your decor with prints that highlight the unique spirit of Geordie and Newcastle’s vibrant culture.

Geordie Charm Enthusiast T-Shirts

Check out our Geordie pride t-shirts that showcase the spirit of Newcastle in a fun and stylish way—ideal for casual wear and proud locals.