Geordie Charm Enthusiast Prints

'Do you take credit card?' - 'No, I only take real money, Pal.' - 'Okay, there's thirty quid.' - 'Champion' - 'Can I have a receipt?' - 'Aye, speak to my accounts department...'

Falstaff

'When I met him he was all bright and shiny - now he's a rust bucket.'

"Study her closely...the laughing eyes, the dimpled smile...she's got 'em right where she wants 'em."

"I learned ridin', I learned cowpokin' and I learned how to eat and sleep under the stars. But, dag nab it, I never learned any geology."

"Swing me with your words."

'At least they can't touch the village local' say two country gents. The pub now has a sign on the window saying 'This is now a smoke free pub, also no dogs or horsey types!'

"Let's go someplace where I can talk."

'Thanks for the order, Mr Barnes and I want you to think of me as your friend.'

"I've decided to replace the sod floor with tile."

"Your being boring, stuffy and predictable is part of your charm."

"I am so attracted to you right now."

"I'm tired of having to apologize for the condition of the house."

'Have you put her on the strict diet I prescribed?'

"You're the one who wanted to go someplace off the beaten track - you ask him what's gluten free."

Let me stand behind that one and you take my picture.

"Before I start the test, Ms. Masten....May I say you've never looked lovelier!"

Lockdown had left Nigel desperate for a haircut.

"My mating dances were unsuccessful, so I tried reciting poetry: didn't work either..."

"It takes years before some people are comfortable enough to say hello."

'You travelled 6,000 miles to find Chateau Grande Magnifique? Buddy, you're looking at it.'

'Don't laugh - it paid out more than 18 grand last week.'

"I know you can't tell officer, but I'm giving you the sweetest smile."

"Take this, Luke. They say it's impossible to get a decent baguette west of the Pecos."

"So what the heck am I? Chopped liver?"

'You're completely delusional, Mr. Bloom. And therein lies your charm.'

A shepherd with crook.

Salesmen - You're right, you have a charming smile.

Bob didn't win the race. He was just better - looking.

'My agent really needs to book me better gigs...'

Man and Woman in the Drawing Room

'Hmmm... Nice dresser AND boyishly good looking."