Gentle Wave Wanderer Gifts

A vampire in a canoe.

Bitchbark Canoe

Unable to raise enough money for a trip to Paris, the Bartlesville High French Club had to settle for three days in Tulsa.

'For your information, I am engaging the energy of change and complexity to create the future I desire.'

"Trust me, Lew, if anyone knows where the salmon are jumping, she does!"

'You lifted your head.'

Man Fishing: Pulling sign attached to hook from fish out of water: Gone Swimmin'

Fisherman Evolution: They have evolved over the years with three distinct species...the largest of these is the coarse fisherman.

Periscope spies beautiful water-skier.

Dolphins playing on a seesaw.

"Elementary, my dear Quackson."

'Listen Honey! Sounds like there might be a little white water close by!'

Camel rider sees sign stating: The Next Mirage 16 miles.

Battery Lighthouse

'Yes, I do a lot of rowing. How could you tell?'

"Don't blame me, you're the one who suggested an island-hopping holiday!"

Astronaut runs on spinning asteroid to reach space shuttle's tether.

Feeling for shells

"Excuse me, but have you ever thought of play the mandolin?"

Man sitting on bank with pulling up fishing with sign from fish attached to hook: Gone fishin'.

Evolution Of The Jet Ski

Fishing.

'This is almost as good as 'Sea World'.'

Canadian Canoe.

'Don't ask me. I may be your guide but I don't know the first thing about fishing.'

"So, what are you doing after whale-watching season?"

Child with doll in the sea

'I was hoping traffic would ease up after the polar ice cap melted.'

Crafty Fish.

"I told you not to hold your breath when comping up!"

'Let daddy know if you get a bite.'

"For crying out loud, cut that thing loose! It's just not worth a trophy."

With the right combination of key strokes, credit card info and open web pages, Dave unwittingly interrupts the feedback loop between star creation and black hole formation.

'We're back. So how was your summer?'

"The only thing missing is Joe Buck."