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'No, honey, grammy is in heaven.'

"Remember anything recently?"

"But how do I accomplish that in 140 characters or less?"

'What sort of wines do you like?' ... 'Powerful ones!'

'Who I played in Summer Stock.'

A mime and his pet parrot talk to one another.

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Horsekeeping - No. IX

Marcel Marceau's parrot

'. . . Just thought I'd drop you a mime!'

Daughters at Bedtime

"The first rule of miming is you don't talk about miming."

Mime father in the delivery room.

It is a good idea to start by learning how to mount your pony.

The new boy was teased for being different.

Mister Oedipus.

"...And now show us what you said."

Counsel for the prosecution makes its closing argument in mime court.

The Greatest Mime in the World

The Battle of the Pictures.

Four years ago during a special episode of the Ask Sadie™ Show, our resident octogenarian asked listeners for advice about how she can deal with her midlife crisis. Dear Sadie, I was going to suggest you start a YouTube channel to share your advice with younger people. But YouTube just stabbed its content creators in the back. They stopped showing ads on videos discussing anything even remotely controversial. That's going to put so many important voices out of business. So I don't really have an

Quiet Quitting

The first rule of mime club is: You Do Not Talk About Mime Club!

He's very disciplined about his writing, three hours staring at a blank screen every morning and five in the afternoon.

Spirit of love

A mime visits a psychiatrist.

How to Polish Up Your Resume. Remember, you don't want to polish it to the point you can actually see yourself in it.

When mimes make an appointment...

'Did he say anything before he died?'

"It's amazing how smoothly Kipper and I get along together..."

Catch of the day.

Ralph Rackstraw HMS Pinafore

"Okay. So, apart from being a very shy ventriloquist, is there anything else you can tell me about him?"

Oat Cuisine in Horse's Nosebag

Grooming: Make sure your pony is securely tied.

The Mime Family Enjoying Their Christmas Presents.