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'No, honey, grammy is in heaven.'

"Remember anything recently?"

"But how do I accomplish that in 140 characters or less?"

'What sort of wines do you like?' ... 'Powerful ones!'

'Who I played in Summer Stock.'

A mime and his pet parrot talk to one another.

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Horsekeeping - No. IX

Marcel Marceau's parrot

Daughters at Bedtime

'. . . Just thought I'd drop you a mime!'

"The first rule of miming is you don't talk about miming."

Mime father in the delivery room.

It is a good idea to start by learning how to mount your pony.

The new boy was teased for being different.

Quiet Quitting

Counsel for the prosecution makes its closing argument in mime court.

The first rule of mime club is: You Do Not Talk About Mime Club!

The Greatest Mime in the World

The Battle of the Pictures.

"...And now show us what you said."

He's very disciplined about his writing, three hours staring at a blank screen every morning and five in the afternoon.

A mime visits a psychiatrist.

'Did he say anything before he died?'

Spirit of love

When mimes make an appointment...

Catch of the day.

"Okay. So, apart from being a very shy ventriloquist, is there anything else you can tell me about him?"

"It's amazing how smoothly Kipper and I get along together..."

Ralph Rackstraw HMS Pinafore

Oat Cuisine in Horse's Nosebag

Grooming: Make sure your pony is securely tied.

'Goliath's only human and think of the benefits of a replay.'

Mime Artist's Driver