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Ralph Rackstraw HMS Pinafore

I should be a writer when I grow up...

Swan Fairy Tales

The Demise of Tinkerbell

J. R. R. Tolkien

"That's her - that's the girl who broke into our house! But her hair was 'goldier'."

'My 'What I Did Over The Weekend' report is about my hunting a 17,000 pound moose, deep inside Canada.Some or all of this report has been fictionalized for dramatic purposes.'

"It that it? I don't have my contacts in."

"The eggnog fountain is a bad idea."

I wonder what kind of wizard or vampire my husband will be

After chasing the rabbit for many hours, Buster found himself very far from home indeed.

"It doesn't say, Son, whether or not Noah wore a captain's hat."

"You're using the boogeyman as an excuse to shut me out."

Daughters at Bedtime

'...and when the wolves moved house I was adopted by beetles.'

Daffodil bulbs

My Spam Sketchbook

Santa's Helpers

'Cycle shop' selling puncture repair kits next door to a 'Sex shop' selling inflatable dolls

'I can't remember the title, but it began, 'Once upon a time'...'

'...in sickness or health, inflation or deflation,marriage tax credit or debit...'

The new boy was teased for being different.

"Listen, the first pterodactyl of spring."

Library. Story Hour. This fact-checking site says no cow has ever jumped over the moon.

Preachers with far too much input

"Mr. Swinehart has just crossed Route 36 at Goshen Junction. We are all expected, in exactly eighteen minutes, to greet him as he comes down the driveway."

'Just thirty-five years until I can run for office!'

Surreal Ale Pub.

'Vacuums!'

A Dragon has a picnic with a Maiden.

The Battle of the Pictures.

'I'm sorry, but I can't let you on board unless there's a Mrs Bigfoot.'

Master of the Universe meets the sugar plumb fairies

'Well - how has everyone wasted time and energy today?'

'Bridges falling down, killer pumpkin eaters...'