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Ralph Rackstraw HMS Pinafore

I should be a writer when I grow up...

Swan Fairy Tales

The Demise of Tinkerbell

'My 'What I Did Over The Weekend' report is about my hunting a 17,000 pound moose, deep inside Canada.Some or all of this report has been fictionalized for dramatic purposes.'

"That's her - that's the girl who broke into our house! But her hair was 'goldier'."

"It that it? I don't have my contacts in."

"The eggnog fountain is a bad idea."

After chasing the rabbit for many hours, Buster found himself very far from home indeed.

"It doesn't say, Son, whether or not Noah wore a captain's hat."

Daffodil bulbs

'...and when the wolves moved house I was adopted by beetles.'

My Spam Sketchbook

Santa's Helpers

"You're using the boogeyman as an excuse to shut me out."

Daughters at Bedtime

'Cycle shop' selling puncture repair kits next door to a 'Sex shop' selling inflatable dolls

'I can't remember the title, but it began, 'Once upon a time'...'

'...in sickness or health, inflation or deflation,marriage tax credit or debit...'

The new boy was teased for being different.

'Just thirty-five years until I can run for office!'

Master of the Universe meets the sugar plumb fairies

The Battle of the Pictures.

A Dragon has a picnic with a Maiden.

'I'm sorry, but I can't let you on board unless there's a Mrs Bigfoot.'

'Vacuums!'

Preachers with far too much input

"Listen, the first pterodactyl of spring."

Surreal Ale Pub.

"Mr. Swinehart has just crossed Route 36 at Goshen Junction. We are all expected, in exactly eighteen minutes, to greet him as he comes down the driveway."

'Well - how has everyone wasted time and energy today?'

'Bridges falling down, killer pumpkin eaters...'

"Old Jack Frost nipping at your nose, eh?"