Gentle Lifestyle Prints

'If you ask me, these 'New Age' guys are becoming way too soft...'

"Even the waiters here are organic."

"I shop, therefore I am."

"Doesn't seem like 6 hours on the couch, but you can't argue with a lethargy tracker."

"Ed's tree hugging was out of control."

"Steamed vegetables."

'It's going to be a vegan.'

Sustainability files, ways to reduce your carbon footprint

"1. Flimsig used pallets, old foam 2. Stinkum goat wool 3. Beetup recycled lumber 4. Riskig kerosene lamp 5. Stupor hand blown by Nils 6. Smokum found on beach in Mendocino 7. Woblig 100% driftwood"

'Make it a microbrew, Jake! I've gone organic!'

'I think I'm getting somewhere. On the way over I stopped to smell the flowers.'

Save our Planet.

"Will I still be able to not exercise?"

Investments: Yes, we have organic, local & cruelty-free stocks.

"I'm more of an 'I like to watch' dog."

"You're only as old as you feel, right, honey? And today, I feel like being 24!"

"Let me guess. You had it up to here with the world of business, so you packed it all in and started your own winery."

'It says, 'If you want more fiber, eat the package.'

Academy.

'Fuel efficiency? I get about three times around the block on a peanut butter sandwich.'

At One With Nature

Sir, we have plenty of fine herbal tea for you to sample...but you're drinking the potpourri.

'His Dad was a couch potato.'

"I'm burning my little black dresses and moving upstate."

"On the other hand, Timmy. Fear of failure has kept daddy from ever being seriously injured."

Deforestation

"The most moral consumer - Didn't shop at Walmart - Didn't order things on Amazon unless it was, like, an emergency - Tried to be vegan - Always had an extra canvas bag in her car (which was a hybrid, by the way)"

"Our view is if it isn't made in a factory, it's organic."

"Vinyl records? Actually, wax cylinders are where it's at now."

'I'm making pot pie.'

"Whoa, whoa, whoa, lady, can't you read?"

'I invest globally, but eat foods grown locally - so that gives my life balance.'

Nutrition Note: As a result of eating more sensibly, the wee folks are no 3/8 inch less wee than they were a generation ago.

"When I was small, I used to be so busy. I was always running here and rushing there. Go, go, go. That was me. Now I just ride my bike or sit around watching mindless junk on TV. My life just keeps getting better and better all the time."