Natural Lifestyle Prints

Sir, we have plenty of fine herbal tea for you to sample...but you're drinking the potpourri.

Two books: 'The Joy of Cooking' next to 'The Joy of Dieting'.

'I'm a vegetarian.' - 'If it's so wrong to eat animals, why are they made out of meat?'

'Twenty years ago I began jogging five miles a day - could you tell me where I am?'

"Only three more miles and tonight we're good for tiramisu!"

Vegetarian Birds

"Ed's tree hugging was out of control."

Exercise Class

Secretive Weigh In.

See you at the farmers market!

"This is locally grown and good for the environment, but it may give you greenhouse gas."

"Honey, I can't go to the gym today. I feel too out-of-shape."

Exercising

'It's going to be a vegan.'

The Mainstream

"No, dude. Smoke the grass first. Then eat the candy."

REPENT! Get back to nature

'Make it a microbrew, Jake! I've gone organic!'

Man to woman leaving health club: 'The instructor said I had lots of body definition ... plump, rotund, obese, heavy ...'

"Wait a minute, is that toad I taste? I told you I've gone vegan, Cynthia!"

'Yes I do notice an improvement. Your chins don't juggle anymore.'

"You're telling me I should leave the artists' commune that saved me from my stepmother's tyrannical elitism, where I have seven boyfriends, to become the impotent figurehead of another unjust power structure?"

"You had me at alternative milk."

"My mom is a vegetarian, so she doesn't bring home the bacon. She brings home kale and quinoa."

'Call Me Old-Fashioned, But I Liked It Better When They Didn't Shave Their Armpits.'

'Extinct? Good heavens no. I'm vegan for God's sake.'

Witch has Exorcise Video.

"I want you to learn from my mistakes."

Bookworm in book, sign reads: 'Tome, Sweet Tome.'

'Because we're still part of society - that's why we have to go organic.'

'I have one last question: this beach is clothing optional, right?'

Olive Oil

"What> Fitness isn't a destination, it's a way of life."

"My cardiologist taught me the value of heart work."

"1972: Kim and Doug invited us to their key party... Sounds groovy! 2017: We just got an evite from Kim and Doug to join them on an ayahuasca retreat in Peru... Tommy starts hockey and my father is about to die—no way."