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'Upon entering the rain forest...' 'Thousands of unknown species, and we can fool around with the genes of every one of them.'

"What do you get if you insert human DNA into a goat?"

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

I think you're ace

Mayhem, Inc. Part 1: Prologue

'Which one is named after me?'

Of all the gin joints, in all the towns, in all the world, in all the solar systems, in all the galaxies, in all the universe, she walks into mine.

"Siri, find oxygen."

Meet the new factory manager.

'Gen-Xers in their retirement years.'

"I don't care if it's a boy or a girl, as long as it's undead."

'The ball never goes where I hit it.'

'Listen up troop. We're going on a treasure hunt.'

The nerds go on their first road trip.

We're With Stupid

"He's at that awkward age...he knows just enough about computers to really screw them up."

You've determined the DNA genome for felines? What do you call it? "Helix the Cat".

"Where do you see yourself in five light-years?"

'We're the Meeks and we're here to see about our inheritance of the Earth.'

'And so you can imagine our surprise when we discovered our hall closet was the gateway to hell!'

'He's making tremendous progress. last week he had three tails.'

"Just our luck. We finalyy conquer space travel only to be consumed by a wormhole."

'The reports were right...he's using tools!'

'Now that should make it a lot easier.'

"Fred, a drone! Let's get it!"

Spiritual Show Observed by the Grim Reaper.

Rocket to the Moon

Gene Manipulation

'Of course he reminds you of yourself at his age -- he's your clone.'

"Captain, it appears to be some kind of paragraph."

Man climbing a dna 'ladder'.

Man about to enter a maze with a arrow saying 'Internet' with the world at its center

Astronomer reaching for the stars through a telescope (with his hand coming out of the top, near the stars).

'Well that's certainly new!'

'It's nothing personal, Donald; I just need more space.'