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"Sorry, Dad, I can't help you with Facebook. Let me transfer you to Grandpa."

Dialogue

She - Interpreter - He.

'It's the essence of springtime. You're really enjoying it.'

'I'm going to add to the confusion. I'm going to sign my name upside-down.'

"My nephew Jack here can say ‘I’m unemployed’ in seven languages."

"To hear the ocean in English, press one. Para Espanol ..."

Little boy reading a classic whilst his Dad reads a comic.

'Well, isn't this nice? Three generations all sitting down together.'

Signing the declaration of independence.

'Grandpa, what was manufacturing?'

'It says here you can talk trash in five languages.'

Not-so-easy listening...

"Baldo, Gracie...you need to learn more Spanish. For the rest of the week, I'm going to speak nothing but Spanish, and Tia Carmen will act as your interpreter, OK? Tienen tarea?"

'I need a text-mail interpreter.'

"We're looking forward to this little bundle of joy bringing out the worst in each of us."

Orator translates in many languages.

"Send for a Prftgxrgplwtkn interpreter - case adjourned for a thousand light years."

"I think our daughter should change her major. She can now ask for money in 3 different languages!"

"It's a fortuitous coincidence that the greatest moments in music history were when I was in high school."

Interpreter for the hard-to-believe-what-they're-hearing.

'You're lucky you're just a kid and don't have to worry about things like going out and getting a job when you're supposed to be retired.'

Company spokespersons statement being interpreted into plane English by a second spokesman.

Millennials in the Year 2050...

Art Gallery.

The Woman Who Could Talk to Engineers...

"You'll have to phrase it another way. They have no word for 'fetch.' "

Body language interpreters - "He likes you and wishes to dance with you." "That's a get lost."

Simultaneous translation.

"..and you'll also need Percy here, his interpreter"

"Hey, Gramps. You believe in life after death?" "Boy. At my age I'm not even sure about life after my morning BM."

The International Date Line

The New Surgery Interpreter was to prove invaluable

Theories Of Everything: 'Everything would be perfect if I had a dirt bike.'

"I don't know cursive and you don't know emoji. I'd say that makes us even."