Tech-savvy Interpreters T-Shirts

"I'm referring you to tech assistance to help figure out your insurance options."

"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

Emily Dickinson: Mime - "I think she's saying something about death."

'...honestly I just feel like we don't communicate like we used to!'

"Dad's got a promotion. How can now mute middle management."

Frederic Chopin

Revival Meeting - Simultaneous translation of all talking in tongues.

"Caricatures $20"

'I'm going to add to the confusion. I'm going to sign my name upside-down.'

'Can't we handle this through more impersonal channels like text messaging?'

'Boss, it seems like a friendly text, but you've got to learn to read between the emoticons.'

Giraffe Selfie

'Uh, yeah, the picture resolution is great.'

Europa takes a selfie

"Charles, look! He’s sending his first text!"

Rumours Online

"I can't remember, did you text me, call me, tweet me, email me, or just tell me about it?"

"It's good to be able to recognize everyone."

'Typical phallic egocentrism!'

Art Gallery.

Headphone swing

"The reason they seem so small is because you have all 12,000 employees on your Zoom meeting."

Our manicure special today is 'Text Message Tips.' I contour your nails so you can hit all those tiny little keys!

I can be upgraded, can you?

'And here, the artist is clearly making an ironic statement about the fleeting nature of material possessions.'

'You'll be fine. Take two aspirin and call, fax, text or email me in the morning.'

That's not what they mean when they say that Dick Cheney knows where all the bones are buried.

"I did a quick search for my lost requirements documents and I found them right away, but how do I get rid of the ads now?"

'I'm texting my inner child.'

Shark SMS Text

'I just got a hex message from Zelda.'

"I don't know cursive and you don't know emoji. I'd say that makes us even."

"You will have to text your order directly to chef. We're not speaking."

"Peter's a man of few tweets, but many social media platforms."

Man video conferencing - "Shall we all meet up after this?"