Intergenerational Communicator T-Shirts

"Hey, Gramps. You believe in life after death?" "Boy. At my age I'm not even sure about life after my morning BM."

A family with mustaches talking on their cellphones.

"These are my fish cymbalta, otezla, skyrizi, vraylar and stelara!"

"I've been listening to your podcast. And though I agree with your opinion on deforestation and global warming, I strongly disagree with your claim that I overcook my pasta."

'Well, isn't this nice? Three generations all sitting down together.'

'Grandpa, what was manufacturing?'

"Grandpa's not tech savvy. If I want to unfriend someone, I say, 'I don't like you anymore' to their face."

"I'm going to need more minutes. I'm texting for two now!"

"We're looking forward to this little bundle of joy bringing out the worst in each of us."

Not-so-easy listening...

"It's a fortuitous coincidence that the greatest moments in music history were when I was in high school."

When it comes to texting, she's all thumbs.'

'You're lucky you're just a kid and don't have to worry about things like going out and getting a job when you're supposed to be retired.'

"Hi, it's me. My mum's confiscated my mobile." (Kid talks to friend using margarine tub and string).

"Moses, it's your mother. It's the only way I could get hold of you. You never call."

"Without a doubt... the first sixty!"

"Hello mother. . ."

"We want to make sure that your wish for us to give you grandchildren has nothing to do with your concerns about future vacancies at your chicken processing plant."

"Quite frankly I can't wait to see how your generation messes up everything."

'Now you call? Now that fierce competition has reduced long-distance to little more than a cheap, unprofitable commodity. Now you call your mother?'

New Age: Retirement Plan

'I would like to have a little talk with both of you!'

An old man and young man who are mirror images of each other pass on a street

'Just a minute, Mom...Grandpa needs help getting the child-proof caps off his medication bottles.'

"I invited my friends over so we can see how much your generation is leaving us to pay off!"

'I speak six languages fluently but I don't understand my teenager daughter.'

"Frankly, we're at a loss, so we're looking for someone young and stupid to tell us what to do."

Grandma