Generation Gap Enjoyers Pillows

"I think it's a library - you know, that place for middle-aged men to look at p********y."

"My granddaughter's first words to me were 'OK, Boomer.' I have no idea what that even means."

"I'd like the garden salad with the blue cheese dressing, and my mother would like me married by age thirty."

'They don't understand goo-goo-gah-gah. Dumb it down to WHAAAAAH!'

Super-Papi moves swiftly to defeat the evil Electronico!

My Dad, trying to look young. The cap hides his bald spot and the sweatshirt hides his gut!

"Whoa. Someone needs their diaper changed."

Kritik's Korner

"Tell me again, Grandpa, about how you let your freak flag fly."

'I'm doing a school report on 'the aging process,' Dad -- can I interview you?'

"I think my parents are pretty old. They remember a time before 'clumping' cat litter."

'I'm going to bed...whatever...'

"Sadie, I just heard they discovered lots of ancient cities buried hundreds of years ago in the jungles of Cambodia. They've each got weird geometric patterns outlining what may have been gardens. But no one really knows what they were used for. I guess what I'm asking you is... what were they used for? Y'know, since you were there to see them in their prime. They were used for ritual sacrifices of dullards. For educational purposes, I shall now perform one."

"We added it just for the millenials."

Harold was pleased to discover that his grandson was also a big tool fan.

"When I was your age, all we had to know was how to wind."

"How come they remember every word of any pop song but not a single line of poetry?"

"My grandson said I was "woke" but I'm 90% certain I didn't even nod off"

"Remember the days we could drink and party all night and we thought guys in their 50's were old geezers?"

"I dooon't know this sooonngg. I'm just heeeere with my daaaaaughter and her frieeeends."

"Don't worry, I won't hold my age against you."

'Unfortunately our definition of 'job' differs.'

"I'm your hip replacement."

"We invented your hair."

Lemonade/Prune-aid

'I suppose you think you're better than your parents, mister I-Can-Walk-Upright?!'

"Never ask Dad about technology. He thinks a semiconductor is someone who leads the Boston Pops for half a year."

"A raise?! In my day, if we needed more money, we just borrowed it."

T-shirts read: 'Rock against racism' ; 'Classical against antisocial behaviour'

'They're not reliable.'

"Grandpa, what was it like living off the grid for most of your life?"

"Don't pay attention to my granddad. He's an old pilot and always calls us 'taildraggers.'"

"I'm glad you boys let me come along with you...it's nice to see how you kids live life! I mean, with youth on your side, I'm sure you live every moment to the fullest!"

"It's bad enough my kids know more about computers than me, but I'm not taking this from YOU!"

"I'm working on texting my memoirs."