General News Pillows

"There wasn't enough money to leave a note to say there wasn't enough money."

Trial by Media

"The Net National Product rose slightly last month."

Schengen

"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag."

Sen. Krupt. I don't tell constituents that we're fueling inflation. I say we're protecting consumers and thanks to us they won't have to worry about buying any cheap stuff.

Hate Platforms

Enhanced Pedophilia Interrogation Techniques

"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics."

"1984 by George Orwell. Project 2025. Presidential transition project."

British savings accounts

Trump Administration Raising White Flag in Ukraine

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"

Opportunities in Coronatimes

"And when the canyon fills up, that's it; herd immunity."

Support the Ex-Troops

Albania and North Macedonia: entrance denied

"Okay, now breathe another sigh of relief."

Squeezing the Free Press.

They're Not Just That Into It

Flags

''...And defend the Constitution of the United States.' -- And now, I'd like to pardon the following Illinois politicians....'

"They grow up so fast."

UK/US Free Trade Deal

'Can't they just switch to smaller barrels?'

"Let me just check my email, my texts, my missed calls, Instagram, Facebook, Twitter, WhatsApp, my credit score, my horoscope, the results of this latest personality test, the S. & P., the Dow, the news, this article about cute dogs, and the weather, and then we can go."

Build your very own conflict of interest!

Torturing the English Language

Nelson Mandela in despair over the crime rates in SA.

News: Deaths! Deaths! Deaths!

"No, of course there isn't, 'one law for the rich and another for the poor'... There's no law for the poor."

We Tenatively Oppose War on Strictly Procedural Grounds

"What I do is pick up the morning paper, go through it carefully, and then, depending on how I feel about things, I either say the Pledge of Allegiance, stand there and do nothing, or walk out of the classroom."

A Q&A with President Obama over jobs