General News Pillows

"There wasn't enough money to leave a note to say there wasn't enough money."

Trial by Media

"The Net National Product rose slightly last month."

Schengen

British savings accounts

Trump Administration Raising White Flag in Ukraine

"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

Opportunities in Coronatimes

"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics."

"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag."

Hate Platforms

"1984 by George Orwell. Project 2025. Presidential transition project."

"And when the canyon fills up, that's it; herd immunity."

Albania and North Macedonia: entrance denied

"Okay, now breathe another sigh of relief."

Squeezing the Free Press.

''...And defend the Constitution of the United States.' -- And now, I'd like to pardon the following Illinois politicians....'

"They grow up so fast."

Flags

UK/US Free Trade Deal

'Can't they just switch to smaller barrels?'

"Let me just check my email, my texts, my missed calls, Instagram, Facebook, Twitter, WhatsApp, my credit score, my horoscope, the results of this latest personality test, the S. & P., the Dow, the news, this article about cute dogs, and the weather, and then we can go."

Nelson Mandela in despair over the crime rates in SA.

A Q&A with President Obama over jobs

"No, of course there isn't, 'one law for the rich and another for the poor'... There's no law for the poor."

"What I do is pick up the morning paper, go through it carefully, and then, depending on how I feel about things, I either say the Pledge of Allegiance, stand there and do nothing, or walk out of the classroom."

Trump pardons

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