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Clone Factory

"Space is curved and time is relative? Yeah, OK...I'm calling you a cab right now, buddy."

"The UWS association for the advancement of A.I."

"You want a generic or a regular sugar pill?"

"Still, he might be remembered as the 'no cloning' President."

"Today we'll examine that age old question of robot accomplishment: programming or processor?"

"My computer beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick-boxing!"

"I hate it when the palcebo does better than the drugs we're testing."

"What if it's smarter than us?"

"I've never read such utter nonsense! There's a guy here reckons we're all living in some kind of computer simulation!!"

"Genetic engineering has made us disease resistant."

"Well I think the Real question is..."

Robot Attack in Bath

'Turn your thinking cap around, Robert.'

'It's not working because it claims it can think and has decided not to.'

"I can't help thinking there's a book in this."

'Actually, I'm a placebo psychiatrist.'

Microbiology Lab. It's worse than we thought. That antibiotic resistant bacteria is reading Nietzsche!

'Revolution? I thought you creatures said you wanted Evolution!'

"An equation for your thoughts?"

Well at least we can handle these rocks.

"I want my job back."

"They're some kind of robot, perhaps artificially intelligent."

"Well Doctor, I thought if a placebo works, this might as well..."

I'm afraid laughter isn't really the best medicine, Mr. Fusco. The truth is, laughter is the best placebo.

"This is going to ruin my ratio of protein to vegetables."

'Well, so much for that round-earth theory of yours, smart guy.'

"I'm prescribing a placebo. You'll have to explain to him that it's really working."

A tree falls in a forest and no one is there to hear it.

"Shouldn't we hold off an artificial intelligence until we figure out actual intelligence?"

Mountains and Molehills

"You know, lentils have twice as much protein per serving."

"We still don't understand how this happened. You were with the placebo control group."

"These industrial robots don't complain, but they don't show fear, either. I miss the fear."

'What did we do before China made everything?'