Gene Editing Geek Pillows

Some genetically engineered pig

The Clone Ranger

Gifts for a cloned baby!

"Your usually vicious sarcasm is weak. Go pump some irony."

"Something's wrong with the broccoli. Please take it back to the kitchen and have it genetically modified."

A day at the transgenic races

"I've been genetically modified!"

School. I like solving problems with X's and Y's, so I'll probably go into either math or genetics!

Gene Therapy

'Friends, lab rats, country mice, lend me your ears...'

"And what qualifications do you bring to the table beyond being first in line?"

Genetic Fingerprinting.

'Eureka! I found the gene that causes people to sell low and buy high!'

Another Screw-up at the Genetics lab. FLASH! What idiot thought of putting a firefly gene in an elephant?!

Ideas that failed: Goliath Goats.

'That's interesting -- I seem to have discovered the gene that makes people want to become geneticists.'

Jerk Gene

Recombinant DNA Lab. To-da! The palindromedary!

Frankenfish

'No, go ahead and critique my mss. I'm always ok ... after the initial reaction.'

Taken genetic engineering too far

"Some genetic engineers we turned out to be!"

Money Tree

Preparing for Casual Friday at the Genome Lab

'Can you redo this manuscript, John, and make it less stupid?'

'Darling, we were made for each other.'

'The future of medicine' "It's genomics." "I'd say proteins." "Same as always: economics."

'He's got your tattoos.'

DNA Xmas.

Genetic Manipulation

The dna double helix, with a human family taking the place of the dna rungs (or bases), illustrating genetic inheritance within the family

"Well, no wonder you can't think! There's your brain over there on the floor!"

'You may share 85% of your genetic material with him, but I share 5% tops.'

DNA Lab. I spliced bee DNA into a dam-building rodent

"Fortunately I hold the patent for the gene that's causing the ringing in your ears, and I can refer you to the doctor who holds the patent for the gene that's causing the pain in your ears."