Genetic Modification Enthusiast Pillows

'I have come across requests for a sex change before, but you're the first species change,'

Gifts for a cloned baby!

"Something's wrong with the broccoli. Please take it back to the kitchen and have it genetically modified."

A day at the transgenic races

'Oh dear. He's got my eyes.'

"Kids these days and their piercings..."

"Still, he might be remembered as the 'no cloning' President."

'Ouwth! Bid my tong!'

"My problem is a recessive gene for honesty and a dominant gene for robbery."

Gene Therapy

'Friends, lab rats, country mice, lend me your ears...'

Genetic Fingerprinting.

'A geneticist laid bare my genetic blueprint, and I feel violated.'

'Eureka! I found the gene that causes people to sell low and buy high!'

Ideas that failed: Goliath Goats.

'I'd say the nerve pain you're having in your jaw is due to an arrow through it, but perhaps you'd like to get a 2nd opinion from a dentist.'

'That's interesting -- I seem to have discovered the gene that makes people want to become geneticists.'

'The future of medicine' "It's genomics." "I'd say proteins." "Same as always: economics."

'Darling, we were made for each other.'

DNA Xmas.

'You may share 85% of your genetic material with him, but I share 5% tops.'

"Fortunately I hold the patent for the gene that's causing the ringing in your ears, and I can refer you to the doctor who holds the patent for the gene that's causing the pain in your ears."

'Ahhh . . . he's got your original nose.'

Genetic Manipulation

'He's making tremendous progress. last week he had three tails.'

Brian works in stem cell research

An inbred poodle.

Some genetically engineered pig

Mother: 'He has your eyes.'

Baldness Facts

'Good help is hard to find, so I decided to clone myself.'

'I'm afraid our worst suspicions have been confirmed - we found slug, snail and a trace amount of puppydog tail.'