Gender Gap Analyst Prints

"You know why men die earlier than women? Because they can."

"No, of course there isn't, 'one law for the rich and another for the poor'... There's no law for the poor."

'I've been called some mean things as a baby boomer, but 'Pig in the Python' really hurts.'

She - Interpreter - He.

Kritik's Korner

"Now there's a relationship that's working!"

"Tell me again, Grandpa, about how you let your freak flag fly."

'Let's go to your place. I cook, I clean and then we can have a meaningful shag.'

"Behold! My greatest improvement to fatherhood. She cooks, cleans, takes care of the kids, burps, and farts. What's more...she self-identifies as a father!"

"And I'm sure no one will mind if we fold a few clothes while we talk."

Stone Age women were less happy than men at the arrival of the iron age: Look what I've invented just for you darling.

'I'm going to bed...whatever...'

"Will the role of wife call for any nudity?"

"I love my new texting app, it automatically selects peoples preferred pronouns."

'You're so nice and friendly that I've got nothing to moan about. That's a bit of cheek!'

'...need to design something to bridge the generation gap.'

"We added it just for the millenials."

“I don’t mind doing the dishes every night—it gives me time to deepen my resentment.”

'Yes, I wanted a knight in shining armour, but I didn't know it'd be me doing all the shining!'

"I worry that we're headed for a future where you won't be able to earn three hundred times the salary of your lowest paid worker."

Harold was pleased to discover that his grandson was also a big tool fan.

(Phil Hanson and the Philettes)

Women's Idea of Sharing/Men's Idea of Sharing.

Low standard of living

"In our little socioeconomic group, I've always taken care of the socio and John's done the economic."

"Elon Musk just earned more than I'll ever earn in my whole life in the time it took me to say Elon Musk."

"When I was your age, all we had to know was how to wind."

'This is me at my most masculine.'

"There's no way God ever intended man to shove a pillow into a pillowcase!"

Lemonade/Prune-aid

'Women, can't live with 'em, can't live without em.'

"He likes spending time with his grandpa. Thanks to poor diet and little exercise, they share many of the same health issues."

"A raise?! In my day, if we needed more money, we just borrowed it."

"Never ask Dad about technology. He thinks a semiconductor is someone who leads the Boston Pops for half a year."

"He must be very secure in his masculinity."