Generation Gap Analysts Prints

"Yo! Check it out"

"I don't care if you are the Immediate Gratification Generation. Get out of my chair and back to the mailroom."

My Dad, trying to look young. The cap hides his bald spot and the sweatshirt hides his gut!

"Whoa. Someone needs their diaper changed."

"Tell me again, Grandpa, about how you let your freak flag fly."

'I'm doing a school report on 'the aging process,' Dad -- can I interview you?'

'We'll never understand these kids. It's the old evolution gap.'

'I'm going to bed...whatever...'

'You're so nice and friendly that I've got nothing to moan about. That's a bit of cheek!'

"I think my parents are pretty old. They remember a time before 'clumping' cat litter."

'...need to design something to bridge the generation gap.'

"We added it just for the millenials."

"I dooon't know this sooonngg. I'm just heeeere with my daaaaaughter and her frieeeends."

"Remember the days we could drink and party all night and we thought guys in their 50's were old geezers?"

Low standard of living

"How come they remember every word of any pop song but not a single line of poetry?"

"When I was your age, all we had to know was how to wind."

"Elon Musk just earned more than I'll ever earn in my whole life in the time it took me to say Elon Musk."

"I'm your hip replacement."

"He likes spending time with his grandpa. Thanks to poor diet and little exercise, they share many of the same health issues."

"We invented your hair."

"Never ask Dad about technology. He thinks a semiconductor is someone who leads the Boston Pops for half a year."

"A raise?! In my day, if we needed more money, we just borrowed it."

"Grandpa, what was it like living off the grid for most of your life?"

'They're not reliable.'

"Google says it's some form of ancient timing device."

Homeless / Stately Home Owner. Headline reads; 'Council Tax For Well Off Could Treble!'

"I'm working on texting my memoirs."

"Don't pay attention to my granddad. He's an old pilot and always calls us 'taildraggers.'"

"I advised my intern that one must pick his battles. He asked me what video game I had in mind."

'I checked that birds and bees stuff on the internet, Dad -- it says you're full of baloney.'

"I'm glad you boys let me come along with you...it's nice to see how you kids live life! I mean, with youth on your side, I'm sure you live every moment to the fullest!"