Gender Dynamic Analyst Prints

"Men have intuition, too -- they just have to learn to distrust it."

"Now there's a relationship that's working!"

'Inevitably, I come to work early, leave late and alienate everyone.'

Men explained.

"Behold! My greatest improvement to fatherhood. She cooks, cleans, takes care of the kids, burps, and farts. What's more...she self-identifies as a father!"

'Let's go to your place. I cook, I clean and then we can have a meaningful shag.'

Stone Age women were less happy than men at the arrival of the iron age: Look what I've invented just for you darling.

'We have irreconcilable differences -- he's a MAN!'

"Will the role of wife call for any nudity?"

Complaints departement for men and women.

"I'm not ready to put you on my favorites contact list, but I will add you to a group text."

'Dayton, you're a decent, respectable, ethical, honest and nice guy. What the hell are you up to?'

“I don’t mind doing the dishes every night—it gives me time to deepen my resentment.”

'Yes, I wanted a knight in shining armour, but I didn't know it'd be me doing all the shining!'

"In our little socioeconomic group, I've always taken care of the socio and John's done the economic."

(Phil Hanson and the Philettes)

'Would it upset you is I said I'm not bothered if your heart isn't in it?'

"There's no way God ever intended man to shove a pillow into a pillowcase!"

'Women, can't live with 'em, can't live without em.'

"We couldn't do this before the iron age."

'The uterus transplant was a success. I'm sure you'll find your husband much more understanding now.'

"He must be very secure in his masculinity."

"I know it's only a social construct but shall we see if we can get it big and hard?"

"Has it ever occurred to you that you might be my trophy husband?"

'I'm normally a leg man, but in your case.'

"Back from hunting with nothing again?"

Underwear Man and his disgruntled sidekick Laundry Woman

'I tried to get him to reinvent himself, but he said he couldn't get a patent.'

'I have a feeling, gentlemen, that you don't take having a female boss that seriously.'

'I got in touch with my feminine side and totally grossed it out.'

Land Of The Spokespersons

"I knew it: The ladies win the World Cup, and now they want to win everything."

'Women pick things up! We take action! We can't stand to see a ball just sitting there in our court collecting dust!'

"You know why men die earlier than women? Because they can."

Failed first careers: Sigmund Freud. Vienna Advertising Agency. We're going to have to let you go, Freud. You just don't know what women want.