Gender Gap Analyst T-Shirts

"You know why men die earlier than women? Because they can."

"No, of course there isn't, 'one law for the rich and another for the poor'... There's no law for the poor."

'I've been called some mean things as a baby boomer, but 'Pig in the Python' really hurts.'

"Now there's a relationship that's working!"

She - Interpreter - He.

"Tell me again, Grandpa, about how you let your freak flag fly."

'Let's go to your place. I cook, I clean and then we can have a meaningful shag.'

"And I'm sure no one will mind if we fold a few clothes while we talk."

Stone Age women were less happy than men at the arrival of the iron age: Look what I've invented just for you darling.

"Will the role of wife call for any nudity?"

'You're so nice and friendly that I've got nothing to moan about. That's a bit of cheek!'

"I love my new texting app, it automatically selects peoples preferred pronouns."

'I'm going to bed...whatever...'

"We added it just for the millenials."

'...need to design something to bridge the generation gap.'

“I don’t mind doing the dishes every night—it gives me time to deepen my resentment.”

"I worry that we're headed for a future where you won't be able to earn three hundred times the salary of your lowest paid worker."

'Yes, I wanted a knight in shining armour, but I didn't know it'd be me doing all the shining!'

Women's Idea of Sharing/Men's Idea of Sharing.

"When I was your age, all we had to know was how to wind."

"Elon Musk just earned more than I'll ever earn in my whole life in the time it took me to say Elon Musk."

(Phil Hanson and the Philettes)

"In our little socioeconomic group, I've always taken care of the socio and John's done the economic."

Low standard of living

'This is me at my most masculine.'

"There's no way God ever intended man to shove a pillow into a pillowcase!"

'Women, can't live with 'em, can't live without em.'

"He likes spending time with his grandpa. Thanks to poor diet and little exercise, they share many of the same health issues."

"Never ask Dad about technology. He thinks a semiconductor is someone who leads the Boston Pops for half a year."

"A raise?! In my day, if we needed more money, we just borrowed it."

"He must be very secure in his masculinity."

"Grandpa, what was it like living off the grid for most of your life?"