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"Julie, are you sure you haven't done this before?"

"I'm hoping to retrain as a diamond."

Venn Diagram: DIamonds

"I love the idea of getting married to a jeweller."

'C'mon get it straight.'

'Why didn't he take 8 days and finish the job properly?'

Another long day down at the Bureau of Earthquake Prediction.

"Oh, stop it. You are not at all obtuse." Complimentary angles make the other angles feel good about themselves.

"So, the Scharfs have an atoll. Big deal."

Grand Canyon. What's so great about the Grand Canyon?...Most of it's missing!

Natural Disasters

"Frankly, I can't wait until I evolve into a bird..."

Pi Ala Mode.

Interdisciplinary studies.

"Babe, I'm gonna leave you... It may take a few eons, but I am definitely gonna leave you..."

"I know. Let's wait here until we evolve to an upright position. Then we could reach it."

'According to creation mathematicians, all of Euclid's theories were originally found etched into rocks.'

Math Major Pennants. ISOSCELES. SCALENE EQUILATERAL.

Scientists are sexy

"Admit it, we're lost."

"Look, Professor - a stegosaurus!"

A 'Falling Rock' and a 'Deer Crossing' zone.

Lemniskate

'The good news is we've discovered a vast new oil resource. The bad news is we need a space ship to get there.'

'And what part of the formula don't you understand?'

'I say we invade and secure all those renewable resources.'

"Diamonds are so three billion years ago..."

Water is discovered on the moon....

"It's called geometry, Mum."

The Tectonics and Their Plates.

Rock - see you in a million years!

Another Theory as to Why Dinosaurs became Extinct.

"He gets easily abstracted."

Old Geologists Never Die...they just switch to soft rock.

'This rift between you and Dr. Voight has become a chasm.'