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"Julie, are you sure you haven't done this before?"

"I'm hoping to retrain as a diamond."

Venn Diagram: DIamonds

"I love the idea of getting married to a jeweller."

'C'mon get it straight.'

'Why didn't he take 8 days and finish the job properly?'

Another long day down at the Bureau of Earthquake Prediction.

"Oh, stop it. You are not at all obtuse." Complimentary angles make the other angles feel good about themselves.

"So, the Scharfs have an atoll. Big deal."

"Frankly, I can't wait until I evolve into a bird..."

Natural Disasters

Pi Ala Mode.

Interdisciplinary studies.

Scientists are sexy

"Babe, I'm gonna leave you... It may take a few eons, but I am definitely gonna leave you..."

'According to creation mathematicians, all of Euclid's theories were originally found etched into rocks.'

A 'Falling Rock' and a 'Deer Crossing' zone.

Lemniskate

"Admit it, we're lost."

"Look, Professor - a stegosaurus!"

'The good news is we've discovered a vast new oil resource. The bad news is we need a space ship to get there.'

'And what part of the formula don't you understand?'

'I say we invade and secure all those renewable resources.'

"Diamonds are so three billion years ago..."

"It's called geometry, Mum."

The Tectonics and Their Plates.

Rock - see you in a million years!

Water is discovered on the moon....

"He gets easily abstracted."

Another Theory as to Why Dinosaurs became Extinct.

Old Geologists Never Die...they just switch to soft rock.

'This rift between you and Dr. Voight has become a chasm.'

"Over millions of years, carbon turns to diamond. Yet it took dad plus his grill mere minutes to turn last night's marinated chicken into that carbon."

"Have you tried carbon dating?"

How Glaciations Begin