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Venn Diagram: DIamonds

Sphinx cat and mummy mouse

'A wheel? No wonder I broke a tooth. I thought it was a donut.'

'I don't know about you. But I'm eating my fill before I drag this carcass to the 'king of the beasts'.'

"He gets easily abstracted."

"Diamonds are so three billion years ago..."

Another Theory as to Why Dinosaurs became Extinct.

The Tectonics and Their Plates.

'Maths is fun!'

Rock - see you in a million years!

Stonehenge Explained

How Glaciations Begin

"I'm Albert, your new mathematics teacher, but you can call me Al."

'It says here that erosion moves soil from one place to another. I thought that was our job.'

Will you be mine?

Employment recruitment aptitude test

"When it's that old, you don't need to add 'A.D.' or 'B.C.'"

'What'll I do with the nuclear wastes?'

"Ya know, that cork was there for a reason."

"Aw, Dad! I don't wanna move. I just made friends with a fossil!"

Preparing for Casual Friday at the Genome Lab

Mathematics lesson - Equilateral triangle, isoceles triangle, obtuse triangle, and bermuda triangle.

'It's amazing what they can do with amino acids these days.'

Carl Wilhelm Scheele: "There was a great display of ores and minerals...I could not write with a molybdenite pencil."

'The spheres keep rolling away, Your Majesty -- how about we just build a pyramid?'

'Despite all the work that has been put into it, it's clear that the genome code is not a get-rich-quick scheme.'

The dna double helix, with a human family taking the place of the dna rungs (or bases), illustrating genetic inheritance within the family

"No movie deals, no endorsements, no product tie-ins..."

'OK Sheldon - which part of the Unified Field Theory do you not understand?'

"I did warn you about doing that, Gorak. . ."

Facial hair continental drift.