Geeky Gatherings Fan Gifts

'Good evening gentlemen, tonight we will be sitting at periodic tables.'

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

"I don't understand it! My nerd detector's going crazy!"

"I feel a great disturbance in The Force."

Board Game Hunter

"Hold on, that's my Mom dressed up like 'Xena, Princess Warrior'....real mature, Mom!"

'This is your idea of hitting the local hotspots?'

With the aid of a tactical dictionary, and was finally able to make sense of what the salesman was saying.

"I love the fact that you're a computer genius, Erwin. I just don't like fact that you look like one."

'Eureka! After months of research and formulating algorithms, I've done it... I've discovered the secret to 'being cool'!'

Before Cordless Light Sabers

'Why do they call these conventions when everyone here is so unconventional?'

"But seriously do you think my eclectic knowledge of the history of the development of the claw hammer makes me more of a sex magnet?"

The First 3-D Thanksgiving

"Bill Gates, the richest man in the world, is a nerd!"

Alien: "I'm here to negotiate my new contract with George Lucas !"

Star Wars convention...

Alpha males through the ages!

On the internet no one knows you're a nerd.

"I have designed us new, steam-powered space suits."

'A fight has broken out between Dr. Who fans and Star Trek fans. No hurry, the likelihood of anyone getting hurt is very small.'

Geek on Wheaties Box.

The Land Before Time.

'First you must prove your worthiness.'

'I'm a software engineer, so I can confirm it works by magic.'

Underwear boy at 80

Beware of geeks bearing gifts.

Computer Gamers.

"The oath according to the Tolkien Pixie God of Goblinara doesn't apply here Mr. Brown."

Nethead strip: Dates

"How'd you know I was in for cyber crime?"

"Take away their Game Boys!"

Computer...Computee

'This is the jewel in my collection. My invisible man figurine!'