Geekdater T-Shirts

'I'm doing a 'Win a Date with a Computer Geek' contest on my website.'

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

'I have a plan 'B' but that's also dependent on a working projector bulb.'

'My name's Google and I'm being inundated with requests for information about every damn thing imaginable, by people I don't even know...It's endless!'

"Technology isn't making me smarter. It's allowing me to be dumb, faster."

The DaVinci Code

'Let me through, I'm at Doctor.com.'

"As you can see, I've alphabetized the items, presents owing if you will, so if you can digitally initial here, here, here, here and here and sign there. Thank you. See you December 24."

'Can our software do that?'

Cheers For The Hollyhock Middle School Chess Team

If nobody had invented graphics

"No, I really thought each sentence ended with an emoji!"

Elfie Stick

On a hot day in 1941, scientists uncovered the only known remains of the elusive nerdosaurus rex,

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

"We don't call them 'horns' anymore. They're interactive audio crash deterrent stimulators."

Man on Snowdon with GPS system - "I'd be lost without it."

When the ship needed to go faster than Warp Speed, the crew ate lots of pungent beans.

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

Digital Fomo!

'...then Johannes Gutenberg built the first bookcase'

"And with the optional remote you make all these little lights go off and on really quickly." You can have an IT system with all the latest bells and whistles...or you could have one that WORKS

The Modern Novel.

City Electronics and Computers...On sale...ROBOT PETS: 'Robot pets is going too far

Two Generations of Readers

Bot Art: After da Vinci

Mulching Vacuum Cleaner

Big screen TV falling through floor

"We don't talk anymore."

The World's First Electronic Paperweight

"There appears to be a flaw in our cloaking technology."

"I think our smart home is suffering from separation anxiety. It's following us."

Connected to Technology.

"No, it's not a bug. Since you keep losing you phone, I purchased you a phone-locating drone."